Friday, December 28, 2012

Josie and the Great Locket Mission

I am desperately trying to get a picture of Blake printed out so that way I can have his picture with me in my locket at Ohio!  And this is one way:


  1. Paste it on here from Facebook.
  2. Search it up on Google when I get to Ohio.
  3. Print it out there.
PROBLEM SOLVED!


Bubbles says: Bye for now, until January 6th!

Thursday, December 27, 2012

Josie and a Good Break

Merry Christmas, one and all!

I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while.  I'm sorry.  I made myself a totally cool journal that I've been writing in all the time.  Besides, I can say secrets in there that I can't say online.

But not that you guys are cooler than the journal.  No, you guys are actual people.  Unless some of you are robots who are stalking me.

I finally got the locket that Blake wanted to give me -- erm, DID give me.  It's beautiful.  It's the best present I've ever gotten.

I honestly sound like a ditzy girl in love, and I know everybody's gonna tell me, "He's not the one.  Get over him."  But I love him.  I really do.  And if we're still together by the time I graduate, I will marry him and spend literally an ETERNITY with him.  Because divorce is not an option.  Have a problem?  Work it out.  I don't want to end up like my parents.

I went to go see Les Miserables yesterday.  HOLY CRAP IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!  My only two problems were the cinematography and Amanda Seyfried.


  1. The cinematography - Cinematography is how you hold the camera.  For example, the cinematography in Love Never Dies was beautiful and made you appreciate the movie even more, even though it was filmed on stage.  The cinematography in this, however, was boring.  Especially during the song I Dreamed a Dream.  It just kept a head shot of Anne Hathaway when it could have done something beautiful to go with the beautiful song
  2. Amanda Seyfried as Cosette - I did not like her.  Cosette is supposed to have a beautiful STRONG, yet light operatic voice, and Amanda did not.  This movie had all their actors sing live and did not do voice overs, so she was singing live, but she was very weak on her high notes.  But, at the same time, I don't know any other blonde girl to play the part.
Today, we will go to Six Flags.  And Jared will ride all the big rides!  Wow!

Also, Uncle Kevin is on his way over to help him fix a hole in his wall.  Until then, I will watch H. R. Pufnstuf with Jared.  Good times, my friend.  Good times....


Bubbles says: Can't do a little cause he can't do enough!

Tuesday, December 25, 2012

Josie and Grandpa Sunshine

This morning, Grandpa passed away.  We used to call him Sunshine since he was always Grumpy.  I miss him already.  I don't know when the funeral is.  This is the first person I've ever had pass away.  And I haven't processed it completely yet.

Bubbles says: This is from December 22, 2012.

Josie and Her Perfect Christmas

It's snowing!  In Texas!  Can you believe it?

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Bubbles says: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas!

Saturday, December 22, 2012

Josie's Death

I'M NOT DEAD!!!!  Yet.

I keep on hacking up my lungs.  I don't stop coughing until I don't hear any mucus, which takes me a while, so it sounds like I'm dying and I keep on coughing for 2 minutes.  Torture.

I forgot to bring my camera to school.  That sucks.  So, no December 21st film.

Blake had to quit the musical.  That sucks as well.  He's been having stomach problems, so he had to quit because it's been getting in the way of a lot.  He's also quitting ROTC.  But Eli took the parts of Man 2 and Bert Healy.  I have to admit, Eli has a little more of a relaxed voice.  But we need that up-and-lively voice that Blake has for Healy.  Oh, well.

We were talking over the phone about half an hour ago, and he said to hold on for a while, and I was on the phone by myself for about ten minutes before it finally hung up.  Okaaay, whatever.

You know what?  I'm DEFINITELY gonna start a video blog.  I'm gonna convince my mom.

I've been reading Twilight, which has made everybody upset.  Not a lot of my friends like Twilight, but it's been helping me, believe it or not.

Bubbles says: ....

Friday, December 21, 2012

Josie and the Happy Ending

Things look swell!  Things look great!  Gonna have the whole world on a plate!

Blake walked into choir Tuesday, walked up to me, and hugged me.  Then he looked at me and said this:

Blake: I've got some good news.
Bubbles: Carrie will never bother us again as long as we both shall live?
Me: Is it about Carrie?
Blake: We can be together.
Bubbles: (singing) YOUR RAINBOW WILL COME SHINING THROUGH!
Me: (smiling excessively) We can?
Blake: Yes, dear. (kisses me)
Bubbles: Oh, my friggin' gosh this is abso-friggin-lutely a-MAH-zing!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Carrie might be getting arrested for making up the threats about Sable.  Blake said he felt sorry for Sable, since that was really embarrassing to be accused in the office.  But since nobody said those threats and they were made up by Carrie, that also means that the threats were indeed FROM Carrie and could land her butt in jail.

Today's the last day of school for this semester.  And the world has not ended, either.  So, please, let us enjoy our Christmas while all you people try to buy Christmas presents since we're going to have one this year.

I'm filming my entire day, and then I'll post the results on YouTube, then on Facebook, then on here.

Bubbles says: We will not all die today.  I promise.

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Josie and Scary Carrie

NO MORE CARRIE!!!!  WOOHOO!!!!!

Did I say that everything about Sable was a lie created by Carrie?

Well, here it is:

EVERYTHING ABOUT SABLE WAS A LIE CREATED BY CARRIE TO BREAK BLAKE AND JOSIE UP SO THAT SHE COULD HAVE HIM!!!

And now we're back together.  WEEHEE!!!!!

Now that the drama's over with, let's get to the action and adventure!

Bubbles says: Eeeh!  Sheldon Cooper!  Nope, nope, nope, nope!  Big Bang Theory Style!

Friday, December 14, 2012

Josie and the Useless Dedication

BLAKE BROKE UP WITH ME.

IT'S ONLY TEMPORARILY, FOR THREE MONTHS, UNTIL HE CAN "GET RID OF" SABLE, THE WORST EX-GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

DID I EVER SAY HOW OUR LIVES ARE LIKE TWILIGHT?

WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY HOW, BUT DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN, WHERE EDWARD SAID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO SPLIT FOR A WHILE?

I hope so, or otherwise we're probably not getting back together.

HE KISSED ME GOODBYE.

BUT I DIDN'T LIVE THE MOMENT, AND I WISH I DID.

SABLE WAS THREATENING ME BEHIND MY BACK, AND TRYING TO DESTROY OUR RELATIONSHIP, BUT I COULDN'T REPORT HER BECAUSE IT WAS ALL HEAR-SAY.

NOW I WISH SHE WAS DEAD.

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, DEAD!

SABLE, I HATE YOU.

CARRIE, I ADMIRE YOU.

THE RANDOM GIRL FROM CHOIR WHO CAME AND HELPED ME WHEN I CRIED, I THANK YOU.

STEPHANIE MEYER, I PRAY FOR YOU.

Blake, I still love you.

But sometimes everybody makes me wish that I was dead.

BITE ME!!!!!!!!

Bubbles says: You better enjoy that blood you're drinking, Blake, because it took some real tears to get you to where you are now.  Josie may LOVE you, but I will always LOATHE you.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Josie and the Great and Mysterious Illness

I have no idea what is wrong with my body.  I am perfectly fine.

NOT!

Post from Facebook: Ever since yesterday, I have had stomach aches, digestive problems, I'm eating unusually small portions, I've been accident prone all day, I've had several adrenaline rushes, my heartbeat just keeps on getting faster and faster, I've had at least one panic attack, I'm extremely cold all the time, I've broken down and bawled on my desk once or twice, and I've had at least 20 mood swings in the past 48 hours. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???

I have no idea.  Honestly.  Does anybody have any ideas?  I mean, nobody was like this at school.  Is it just me?  Blake told me something that made me a nervous wreck, so is that it?

I don't know.  Any ideas?


Bubbles says: Stay away from me, sicko!
Josie says: You're my conscience!  You can't just walk up and leave!
Bubbles says: Oh, yeah?  Watch me! (gets up and leaves)
Josie says: :(

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Josie and the Non-Sparkling People

Jesu, Mary and Joseph.  No.  NOW this all makes sense.

Okay, I had to delete that past post or somebody would find out.  Okay, maybe a bunch of people did, but now I know the truth, and now I know how much this is.

I shouldn't have posted that in the first place.  But I did.  So, if you did read it, forget all about it.  It doesn't matter now.


Who would have thought it?

I know I'm being vague.  That's the whole point.

Bubbles says: Vampires don't sparkle.

Monday, December 10, 2012

Josie and the Little Fire

Hey, guys.  It's Bubbles.  Josie feels horrible.  When Carrie told her about Blake, he found out and got really mad at Carrie, and now five years worth of friendship is about to go down the drain.  Josie feels like it's her fault.  She feels really annoying.  She keeps on saying how she was bugging Carrie for an answer, so she just told her to get her to shut up.  And that dimmed the fire.  And then she kept on messaging Blake and filling up his Facebook page and he got annoyed by it.  She thinks.  "-_-" doesn't really say much, now does it?

You know what, world?

DEAL WITH HER!

If you didn't want to deal with her, you shouldn't have become friends in the first place.  If you thought she was annoying afterwards, don't just encourage it, DEAL with it!  Don't continue to be her friend and eventually break her heart!

Bubbles says: The little fire inside of Josie has died.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Josie the Robot

No more aliens!

I finally convinced Mom to let Carrie stay!  And I didn't have to bring her over without permission!

But since Blake's not here, they have to walk home.  Crap.

Blake went on a very long fishing trip this weekend.

And he's gone today because of Pearl Harbor Day.  Is today Pearl Harbor Day?  My calendar is stupid.

Anyway, we had rehersal last night, and it was fun.  Turns out that Connie Boylan might just be the cheesiest role I will EVER play!  We have to be very showy with the Boylan Sisters and act like we're something from Legally Blondes, all preppy and excited.

Yesterday, in Journalism, Mrs. Syblik announced the results of a contest for Feature Writing, where we had to write an article based off a bunch of facts we were given about a woman named Nina Colt who will be coaching football at a high school.  She graded the papers UIL style and then said 6-4th place, then 3-1st.  Out of all the juniors and seniors in my class, I placed 1st with flying colors!

Well, I gotta go.  But, before I do....



Bubbles says: Why can't this be a real movie?

Thursday, December 6, 2012

Josie the Alien

You know how in Season 2 Episode 1 of Heroes, Claire gets asked if she's a robot or an alien?  Well, a robot is someone who follows orders all the time, and an alien is someone who doesn't always follow the rules?  Well, all my life, I have been a robot.  But I am about to become an alien.

Carrie, Josie's sister-in-law, has an abusive brother.  He believes that her mom isn't doing enough to discipline her, so he stepped in.  But he just starts beating her for no reason.  She asked if she could spend the weekend at my place, and Josie told her yes. 

But when I asked Mom, she was kind of half-asleep and said no.  So I told her the situation, and she was still half asleep and said that we had something to do Friday night that I told her about that morning.  But I never told her anything.  And I told her that, but she was persistant.  I think she was dreaming.  So, here's my master plan:

After school, Blake takes me and Carrie over to my house, and I show her around and wait for Mom to come home.  When she does, explain the story better.  I mean, she lives an hour away, so it's not like Mom's gonna drive her all the way back when her mom already approved that she could stay and her brother would beat her if she came back.  This is a very well thought out plan.  Kudos to Josie for helping friends.

Also, Blake never said anything about me bothering him.  Actually, I kind of let him be and didn't cling on as much, and he was in a much better mood than he had been for the past few days.

Bubbles says: Three cheers to Josie!  Hip hip?

Josie and Peter Pan

I'm not ready for today at all.

Blake said he wanted to talk to her.  Don't worry, he doesn't want to break up with her or anything.

We found this all out from Carrie.

I have to admit, I've been acting really clingy and kind of annoying.  Like that time when I called his house like ten times, or following him as he paces on the phone.  And he wants to talk to me about that.

Okay, it's my first relationship, I'm sorry.

If he thinks that she's following him too much, why, I pray, is he getting her a promise ring and a family heirloom diamond necklace?

I have to admit, I agree with Bubbles.

But maybe it is time to grow up.  My entire life, my role model has been Peter Pan.  I always dreamt about how one day he would save me from my life and take me off to Neverland and I would never ever have to return.  So maybe I should give up that dream.

I've got it: Before he can say anything, say "Look, Blake, about yesterday, I'm sorry about that.  How I kept on sticking to you like your shadow.  I know I shouldn't have done that.  I was just lonely.  I mean, we hadn't hung out for a while and I wanted to be with you.  But, I promise, it won't happen again."

I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it,  I'm not gonna be able to.

Bubbles says: Yes, you will.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

Josie Goes Splat

That is how my week has been so far.  Splat.  Nothing has happened major.  We worked on singing Monday in the choir room, we worked on Hard Knock Life dancing yesterday, the necklace Blake's getting me is fixed, he wants to take me to go see Phantom this summer, there's testing all weekend, so we've been meeting in the cafeteria because the library's closed, I stink at algebra, I got a book on orchestrations, I had to pick a solo for band, I'm going to sing a solo AND be part of an ensemble in choir, I need to fix some things in journalism, I'm pretty sure I passed my biology test, some kids burned some hand sanitizer and almost set off the smoke detectors, I finally finished my English homework, and we're finally learning about Europe in geography.

This is awkward: I saw a picture on Facebook that said, "You wake up naked next to the last singer you listened to."  That was Blake.

....

Bubbles says: *Jeapordy! theme song*

Sunday, December 2, 2012

Josie and the D Flat

I have an audition for Collide at 3:30.  I'm singing Concrete Angel, but I'm nervous.  I'm the first one to audition, and I'm having some trouble with the song.  I keep on cracking.  I usually don't.  I probably just need to warm up.  But I don't think I'll make it.

My toe is swollen.  I have no idea why.  It's just all red, but it's not by the nail.

I feel claustrophobic.

Bubbles says: Pfft.

Friday, November 30, 2012

Josie and the Anniversaries

Technically, Blake and I have our monthly anniversaries at the end of the month, so that was today, but I didn't get to see him afterschool, which made me upset.

But I also realized I missed the blog's anniversary!  :(

It was the 13th of November, and now I'm sad!

I went to go see Eastfield perform Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, and I didn't like it.  I didn't like Charlie, it wasn't the Gene Wilder musical, instead it was more like the Johnny Depp movie, which upset me, because no one sang, except for the kiddy Oompa Loompas who were rapping, and that got old real fast.  Other than that, the costumes were better.  All the minor characters were fabulous.  They walked out into the audience and started talking to you, and Agustus begged everyone for chocolate.

Afterwards, I went with Kasiah, HNBT, Saxon, and Ms. Weber to Spaghetti Warehous, but I forgot to tip the waitor, and I was kind of upset when I found out I didn't.

I get to talk to Booker T. tomorrow about my audition!  I'm super excited!

I should probably go to bed now. 

That's a good idea.

Bubbles says: Happy Anniversary!

Monday, November 26, 2012

Josie the Frickin' Gringo

Last night, Mom and Jared surprised me by taking me to a tiny traveling theme park.  It was... okay.  Some of the rides stank, but Jared was super hyper.  There was one ride, Cranium Shaker, that's basically a really fast rollercoaster and the cart can flip.  The little girl that was sitting next to me had coins in her pocket, and they all fell through the cracks.  When we went down and upside down, quarters and pennies went flying right by your face.  The guy I rode with the second time said it wasn't that scary, then I started flipping the cart (he didn't know) and he yelled "OH, F***!"  But we were the only white family there.  I'm dead serious.  This is typical and expected, considering we live in Texas and the theme park was right by a Hispanic bazaar.

I got my camera!  I love it!

Blake's coming over today.  Jared still wants to play video games with him, so Blake agreed to come over.  I'll tell him about the ring and the necklace THEN.

I went Small Business Saturday shopping.  It was great.  I found some French-speaking baby dolls, straight from Paris.  One of the words it had on there was Ouin.

I said, "What the crap does this say?"

Well, "ou" is "ooh," "oui" is "wee," and sometimes it's just a W, and "in" is "ah."

Wah.  Oh.  It's crying.  DERP!

I got a new hat!  I'll put a picture up later.  We're about to leave class.

My lips are chapped.  And, surprisingly, it ISN'T from kissing Blake.  It's from the cold weather.

I thought Texas was supposed to be hot!

Anyway, now that Thanksgiving's over, we finally put up the Christmas tree.  But when we opened the angel, it turned out to be European, which means different plugs.  Crap.

Well, bye for now!

Bubbles says: Why am I the only PURPLE person I know?

Friday, November 23, 2012

Josie and the Whole Lotta Dedication

How many times do I have to say this?  I love Blake.  And I am going to LOOOOOVE Christmas.

Blake: Guess what I'm getting you for Christmas.
Bubbles: When he told your mom, he was laughing.  Keep that in mind.
Josie: Is it clothing?
Blake: No.
Bubbles: Thank you!  We'll get that from Grandma.
Josie: Is it... Phantom related?
Blake: No.
Bubbles: Dang.
Josie: What is it?  Give me a hint!
Blake: (wraps his hands around my neck) Guess.
Bubbles: Girl, he's getting you a necklace!
Josie: Thank you! (hugs him)
Blake: What can I say?  Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Bubbles: HOLY CRAP!  HE'S GETTING YOU DIAMONDS!

We have only been going out for three weeks, and he already wants to give me a FAMILY HEIRLOOM!  I mean, he said some stuff before that kind of freaked me out, but I love him.

But, honestly, I have to agree with him: How far will this go?

Bubbles says: Marriage before sex.  Keep that in mind, girly.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Josie and Jared

Jared's home, and he's very happy!  He's been playing Super Smash Bros.

I need to take a bath.

Before I open bottles of chocolate milk, I shake them up, first.  Well, yesterday at lunch, I thought my bottle was closed....

To put it simply, there was a huge brown stain over her left boob.

Blake and I wanted to go see Breaking Dawn Part 2, just to make fun of it, but we couldn't go, so we're just hanging out.  He's coming over on Thanksgiving, and he actually wants to help Grandma cook!  My hero!  Grandma always ends up cooking by herself, and Blake offered to help.

BEST!  BOYFRIEND!  EVAH!

Jared thought he was pale, red-headed, and had freckles.  No.  I told him he's part Cuban, and he was like, "Does he still have freckles?"

They made a new terminal, and it was freaking amazing!  It had a huge touch screen where you could find out where everyone was, futuristic statues, it was CLEAN, for once, and everything looked nice and shiny!

I went to rehersal yesterday (even though it wasn't the day I was supposed to go.  I just like helping out), and I found out Cosette is a fabulous actress.  She plays Star-to-Be, and she got onstage and just projected loud and clear, and was all showy.  I loved it!

You're doomed.

I know I am.

Next rehersal is Monday, and that's for the Easy Street scenes in Act 1.  Then, the day after that, we have to have our lines memorized, and we're running Act 1 from top to bottom.  This should be hard.  I mean, when it came to the play, we did our blocking for Scene 1, then we did it memorized the next day, and then we'd go to the next scene, and when we had finished all the scenes, we'd run Act 1.  No.  You have one day for your blocking, and then we go all out of order from then on.  We did Scene 1, Scene 4, Scene 2, Scene 3, Scene 5, Scene 6, Scene 8, Scene 7, then Act 1.  Memorize on your own time.  Then after this I think we go to the choir room.  Oh, boy.

I wrote a parody based on The Phantom of the Opera.  It's called Phantom Rhapsody, based on Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.  I sang some of it to Blake over the phone, and he started laughing his head off.

Speaking of Blake over the phone, Monday night, for some reason, we ended up reading a Taurus to Cancer compatability thingy.  Now, we don't believe in horoscopes, but this was really weird.  It matched us exactly.  It said our relationship was adorable, Taurus can be stubborn and bad-tempered, Cancer can be musically inclined and have mood swings, and we were laughing our heads off reading it.

Bubbles says: GET IN THE FRIGGIN BATH!

Monday, November 19, 2012

Josie the Zombie



I had to post this.  It was just awesome.

Guess what?

What?

I saw a boy on a bike yesterday.  White shirt.  Black pants.  Black tie.  They're back.

The Mormon Missionaries don't come to our neighborhood very often, because our neighborhood is so hidden, but when the do find it, they come by the dozens.

Mom's always been the ones to deal with them, and usually she shuts the door in their face.  I'm gonna do it this year.  They think Baptists are gonna go to Hell (according to Jaycie, who has been raised as a Mormon), and I'm a Baptist, but I'm gonna be nice.  I'm gonna give them some water, take whatever packet or book they have, and send them off.  Maybe I'll even read their book, and Watchtower, for once.  Just to see it.  I mean, Jaycie and Zara are Mormons (actually, Jaycie doesn't believe it), and Kasiah's dad's family is Jehovah's Witnesses, and Blake's mom is a Jehovah's Witness, even though she's the exact opposite of devout.

Anyway, back to the zombies.

Guess what?

What?

I'm sick.  Again.

I had a temperature last night, and I knew I had to get better, and I sort of did, but I still feel really sluggish.  The only reason I actually attempted to come to school was to see Blake.  Yes, Blake.

Everybody in Journalism just found out I'm dating him.  Like, two minutes ago.  And they started asking me a bunch of questions.  It was weird.  One girl asked me if he was a good kisser.  He is, I guess, but he's the first guy I've ever kissed, so I wouldn't really have any past experience.  But that was just awkward.

I swear, I just want to go home and have a Dork Day.  Yes, a Dork Day.  That is when you do a bunch of nerdy stuff, like play video games, read, do homework, and watch nerdy TV shows.  Right now, I have Doctor Who (YESS!!!  I JUST STARTED WATCHING IT AND GOT TO EPISODE 4!  SHEER AWESOMENESS!!!), Heroes, Monk, Lewis and Simon Minecraft, and Yu-Gi-Oh!  Real Life.

This is what happens when you lock her in a room with a computer and a pair of big, black, square, bottlecap glasses.

Bubbles says: Awkward.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Josie and the Big Problems

This is the song that Blake dedicated to me, by the way.  I'm in love with it now, as well as him.



People are making such a big deal out of us.  Like, today, Blake and I kissed in class, and (Okay, I know, no PDA in class) Tatiana started going, "Aw, gross!  Stop!"  I mean, we're going out.  This happens.  And then when I went into the band hall to get my stuff, he kissed me goodbye, and it was long and passionate (I guess) and I loved it, but straight after, Zaria said, "Oh, my God, Josie!  Woohoo!"

Apparently, the first long kiss we had, I raised my leg.  You know that, right?  Well, yeah, I did that.  I don't remember.  Kim told me.  Maybe I did, but just barely.

We've got early release tomorrow, so I'm gonna see if I can go over to his house tomorrow.  But Mom's gonna be a lot more nervous, considering we're kissing now.  But her rules are:


  1. No going out alone.
  2. No closed doors.
That's gonna be easy to follow.


Bubbles says: Hi. Goodbye.

Josie and the Forever Hand Question

I figured out what to do with my hands!

Is it just me or does every girl in the world wonder what they do with their hands?  Please tell me I'm right!

JUST SAY IT!

Blake kissed me.  OH MY FREAKING GOSH!

As usual, here's what happened.

Blake: I'm gonna go with her.  I'll be back. (He walks, off, but comes back) Can I do something real quick?
Bubbles: Is he about to do what I think he's about to do?
Josie: Sure.
Blake: (quick kiss) I'll be back. (leaves)
Bubbles: ....
Josie: (waits until Blake leaves) Kim!  Kim!  Catch me, qucik!
Kim: Why?
Josie: Cause I'm about to faint!  That's why!
Kim: (catches me) What happened?
Josie: You didn't see that?
Kim: See what?
Josie: COSETTE!  You didn't see that?
Cosette: See what?
Josie: Blake kissed me!

There were several shrieks after that.  But, later, I told Blake "NO PDA IN UNIFORM!"  Because he was in his full JROTC uniform.  So he walked up to me and said, "You know what I think about 'No PDA in Uniform'?"  And he gave me a big kiss.  And Bubbles started singing, "The dreams that you wish will come true."

I kissed a guy and I liked it, the taste of his cherry chapstick.

Ha!  Funny story, there.  He actually DID have on cherry chapstick.  Usually, my lips are really chapped, and then afterward, they're greasy with chapstick.  Gotta love that.

Watch out for that TREE! You just got PUNJABBED!

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Josie and the Drama

I love Blake.

I can openly say that.  I love Blake.

But Dad found out.  He found out I have a boyfriend.  He found out he's two years older than me.  He doesn't approve.  Just wait until he sees he's black.

I don't want to say African-American, because he's not.  He's mixed, and it's not even African-American, it's Cuban.

But I still love him.

On the dark side, drama has been brewing by some terrible evil witches, if you know what I mean.

Blake's ex-girlfriend is trying to sabatoge our relationship.  First, she tried getting Blake to break up with me, and now she's gonna spread more rumors.

The other witch is Brandy.  Yep.  Brandy.

She started hitting on Blake.  And he told me this.

Blake: You know your friend, Brandy?
Josie: Yeah?
Blake: Well, she messaged me over Facebook and said, "I know you have a girlfriend, but I think you're cute."
Bubbles: (jawdrop) That &!+?#!  Oh, my gosh.  Girl, for once in your life, SLAP HER!
Blake: And I just said, "..."
Bubbles: Thank you for being an amazing boyfriend and telling her instead of cheating on her.

Yeah, so she's gonna get something of me.

Besides that, things are swell, things are great.  Here are the list of things that are great in my life:

  • I have an amazing boyfriend.
  • Day of Infinity (12/12/12) will be during 3rd period, which is good either day.
  • I got to go to Blake's house today.
  • Collide has started back up.
  • I'm in the musical with Blake.
  • I got new books.
  • I get to interview Grandpa for journalism.
  • We're reading Romeo and Juliet in English.
  • Blake makes mean scrambled eggs.
  • Blake and I are entering the talent show with The Point of No Reuturn from The Phantom of the Opera.
  • Blake took me to the park yesterday.
  • It's Veteran's Day.
I could go on, but the list would be too long.  So, if you asked me what I would wish for for the Day of Infinity, I would say, "Superpowers.  I wouldn't want one thing changed in my life besides that, cause I've got everything I need right here.  But you gotta have superpowers."

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Friday, November 9, 2012

Josie and Sabotaginess

Lots of drama, but I'm still happy!

Blake came over last night.  I was super happy!  We started talking a bunch of random crap with Mom, and then we practiced singing The Point of No Return for the talent show, and, oh, my gosh, I was having a heart attack.  I mean, there's this one part in the choreography where he wraps his arms around me and holds me from behind, and I could have just had a heart attack right there.  And then we practiced singing, and I could have kissed him there and then.  But it's a little too soon in the relationship, for one thing, and also, right as I could have, the doorbell rang and his mom picked him up.

L's spending the weekend with me while her family's out of town.  This should be fun!

Blake's ex, Samantha, is apparently trying to sabotage our relationship.  She did seem a little too nice at lunch.  I don't know.  I just want him to wrap his arms around me again!

Oh, man.  If he saw this, HA!

Buh-bye!

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Josie and the Interview

I am interviewing Grandpa for my interview for journalism.  Here are the ten questions I'm going to ask him.

1) When did you first realize you wanted to write?  Why?
2) How did you come up with the idea for your first book?
3) What was your immediate reaction when you found out that your book was to be published?
4) What did you do career-wise?
5) Are you working on anything now?
6) For any young writers out there, what advice would you give them? (I can imagine he'll say "Don't do anything stupid, and get off my lawn."
7) What is one of your biggest problems with writing?
8) If you could go back in time like in Stranger on the Land, what would you do and why?
9) Have you ever considered writing a memoir?  Why would you/Why not?
10) What made you keep writing?

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Saturday, November 3, 2012

Josie and Bubbles

For those noobs reading my blog, Bubbles is my conscience, NOT an actual person.  No.  That'd just be weird.

October 30, 2012:

Blake over Facebook:  Josie, would you mind meeting me at McCoy's room tomorrow morning? I want to talk to you.  I think you might like what you're going to hear.

October 31, 2012 (Halloween):

Josie over Facebook: kk!
Bubbles: Ooh! He's gonna ask you out! I just know it! Girl, prepare yourself! Breathe deeply! Breathe!
Blake at The Spot: So... I was wondering, do you wanna start going out?
Bubbles: Um, sweetie?  Let me cover this one for you.  YES!
Josie shaking: Yeah.
Bubbles: STOP SHAKING AND KISS HIM ALREADY!
Blake: Oh, my gosh!  You're crying!
Josie laughing: No, this is just the first time I've done this!
Blake surprised: Are you serious?
Josie: I was a lonely child!
Bubbles enjoying Blake hugging Josie: Ahh.  There we go.  After you two, I'm gonna watch more sappy romantic movies.  THIS IS TOO FRIGGING ADORABLE!

Best.  Week.  EVAH!

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Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Josie and the Best Day Ever 2

WAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

There is NO way I can be upset today.  Not on this day, no sir.

Blake met me before school and we went to "the spot", which is right by the doors to the stage and where the casting list is.  We talked for a little bit, and then he asked me what I wanted to tell him.

I couldn't just lie!  I had to tell him!  And, besides, there was nothing else to talk about.  NOTHING.

Blake: So, you wanted to tell me something?
Me: (after an extremely long and awkward pause) I like you.
Blake: (another pause) I knew it.  Tell me something I don't know, child.
Bubbles (my conscience): (laughing) That was great!  Now, keep talking.
Blake: But, for the record, I like you, too.
Bubbles: (secretly dancing and screaming) A DREAM IS A WISH YOUR HEART MAKES!  EEEEEE!
Me: (awkward pause) Well, now what?
Blake: Well, wait a few days, and we'll probably end up going out.
Bubbles: WHEN YOU'RE FAST ASLEEP!  EHRMERGHERD!

HAPPY DAY!  OH, HAPPY DAY!

After that, we walked to the library, and then he walked me to first period.  I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT ANY BAD THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TODAY!  I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT THAT FREAKY DREAM WHERE MRS. SYBLIK ENDED UP ELECTROCUTING HERSELF TO DEATH!  TODAY IS AMAZING, AND HE JUST MADE IT TEN TIMES BETTER!

I mean, he hugged me in 2nd period when we came in after the fire alarm right in between bells, and it just felt... natural.  It felt right.  I feel happy with him, I feel loved when I'm with him, but it's not like lust or anything.  It's completely innocent.

I used to cry when I saw couples staring at each other longingly or kissing each other before class.  I don't have to cry anymore about being lonely.  BECAUSE GUESS WHAT, MEGAN NELSON?

I!  HAVE!  A BOYFRIEND!

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Saturday, October 27, 2012

Josie and the Big Big Crush

Sorry I haven't been posting, guys!  I've been busy!

So far, our high school is district champions in football, and our band has made it to Area.  Today we have the competition.  I seriously hope we don't make it to finals, because I don't wanna stay there for 12 hours.

I have a theory test today, which is why I was waking up so early on a Saturday.

Oh.  My.  Gosh.  I've got a crush.  It's Blake.  I like Blake.

Blake is a guy in my choir.  He's a junior.  He knows Broadway, he's cute, respectful, nice, he has a beautiful voice, and I think he just might like me back.  Look at what he said about me on Facebook!

Pretty Maiden in a glass box
How, I wonder, does she pee?
Blah Blah Blah Blah, Poison Apple
Filler, Filler, Evil Queen.

When ever I think of this, I think of Josie....lol, the first time I heard this come out of her mouth, I was laughing so hard...on the inside XD


I was gonna tell him that I like him yesterday after school, but he told me he was sick and I didn't get the message until after the football game.

I GOT IN ANNIE!  I didn't get the part of Annie, though.  A senior got that, of course.  Strangely, though I knew all the guys at callbacks: Micah got Daddy Warbucks, Josh got Roosevelt, Kevin (yes, THAT Kevin) got Rooster, Brayden (Eugene) got Fred, Jordan (Nanny) got Drake, and Blake got Healy.  I got excited over that, because Healy is the radio guy, and I got cast as Connie Boylan, one of the Boylan Sisters!  I get a scene with him!

Yeah, I got Connie Boylan and Kate, who I think is the orphan that goes "Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness!"  Yeah.  That's gonna get annoying really fast.  Cosette (a girl in English) got Lily St. Regis' understudy and Star-to-Be.  Hollie got Miss Hannigan, Casey got Annie. Emma got Molly (even though she's taller than Casey) and Annie's understudy. Leah got Orphan, Ronnie Boylan, and Miss Hannigan's understudy. Damian (STALKER!) got Mr. Bundles.  Maggie got Lily St. Regis.  Her brother got Wacky, Fred's dummy.  You would not believe how many inappropriate jokes I've been making about that.

Band didn't make it to finals Area in UIL.  Some of us were really upset, and a lot of us just kept our heads held high.

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Sunday, October 14, 2012

Josie and the Joy of Facebook

I got a Facebook!  No, you people cannot friend me!  Sorry!  :(

Surprisingly, Facebook has helped me.  I've become nicer to people, found a name to my composition, reconnected with *Kenny* from camp (I'm talking to him right now), and have been weirder than ever.  So, when you get the chance, tell Facebook "Thank You."

My pieces so far:

  • Magic in a Firefly Jar (this was the first song I ever wrote and was originally called Waterlillies)
  • Queen of Crying Hearts (second and shortest song I've ever written - originally Love is a River)
  • Struggle and Restrain (weirdest one I've ever written - originally Psychopath)
  • Beauty in a Hate-Stack (originally called Dark)
  • Celine's Dream (last one I wrote)
I'm gonna get a new camera, since the one I have now is sucking.  I'm gonna get the same one I had before.  You know, the really awesome red one!

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Friday, October 12, 2012

Josie and the M Word

YAY!  THE PLAY WAS YESTERDAY!  IT WAS AWESOME!  AND... I'm sick.

I've been sick since Wednesday.  I got out of school early yesterday because of it, but I wasn't going to miss the play.  Today, I'm out of school.  Everybody else is probably changing from band clothes to school clothes right about now.  And I'm sitting at home, unable to speak, writing away.  Sweet.

Ew.  My snot's green.  If it's not clear, you're sick.  Ew.

I might just have enough free time to finish writing my composition today.  Yay!

They put the 25 Anniversary edition of Phantom of the Opera on Netflix.  SO EXCITED!  I'm gonna watch it today.  I'm gonna do a lot of things I haven't been able to complete today.  Hey!  I've got time!

Hey, maybe I'm sick the week of the play because Maggie said Macbeth while on stage!

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Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Josie and the Jinx

I was wrong.  WRONG!

Sunday rehersal was a disaster.  We were so low on energy that Ms. Shanks took us to McCoy's room, shouted at us, and sent us home half-an-hour early.  I went home and cried.

Yesterday was better.  It was cold outside during band practice, so I kept up my energy.  Then practice was awesome!  Brayden couldn't make it because he had some family matters, but we used Ginger, the real bunny, we practically did a dress rehearsal (I mean, we were in costume), and I remembered all my lines.  This is gonna be GREAT!

I saw Once Upon a Time yesterday.  It was so awesome!  I wasn't as disappointed as I thought I would be with Mulan.  But the plot was very interesting, and I'm very curious as to how it's going to be resolved.  I mean, come on!  You got Snow White and Emma, Charming and Henry, Regina being a witch/b***h again, Mr. Gold just being trouble, Mr. Gold and Rumplestiltskin, Mulan and Aurora, and all this other crap!  Love it!

It's Mom's birthday!  I need a suggestion for her as a birthday gift.  Have any that's cheap?

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Saturday, September 29, 2012

Josie Squats Like It's Hot

Rehearsal was FANTABULOUS!  The posters have been set up around the school, we performed Act 2, my flowers are potted, my cards are typed, my billboard is completed, I did a little directing myself, we did some fun warm-ups, I had boneless wings for lunch, Once Upon a Time is on Netflix (which means no FOX logo at the bottom or commercials), and, the best part is, I GOT MY FRICKING MONOLOGUES MEMORIZED!  Yay!

Tiffy was a drill seargeant with me until I got my monologues right.  She was scary.  I swear.

For warm-ups, we did Aroustica.  It's like Singing in the Rain, but funner.  The order is:

  1. Hands up!
  2. Wrists together (roll the r)!
  3. Tongue out!
  4. Squat like it's hot!
  5. Hop like a bunny!
And in the middle, we go, "Aroustica!  Aroustica!  Aroustica-ca!"  And you have to roll your r's and do it exactly like Kevin does.

I'm gonna love tomorrow even better!  Ashley comes with the bunny!  She was at KK's birthday party last year, and she was dressed as a vampire.  I was dressed as a zombie-killing zombie with a mustache.  Yeah.  That's what the crazy picture I used to have up her was from.

Anyway, Ashley's coming with her big, fat, grey-faced rabbit with huge floppy ears!  I can't wait to see it!  I get to spend most of the day getting used to it because I'm the one who uses it the most!  Also, we run through the ENTIRE play, we're gonna have so much fun, and the season 2 premiere of Once Upon a Time comes on.  I get to see it on Hulu.

The game yesterday was amazing!  The middle-schoolers felt so awkward with everything I was splitting my sides!  And then we went out onto the field to march.  As it turns out, the trumpet to my left, Frankie, is an amazing player!  He can play anything he hears, which is kind of creepy when you start playing your part in Shangri-La.  But he totally deserves to be in first band!

During the show, HNBT's ankle fell out from under him or something like that, and he almost fumbled, but he got right back up.  And this time, WE BEAT THE LOBOS!  YEAH!  We haven't beat them!  Ever!  And we did today!  Oh, happy day!

I love the weekend!

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Friday, September 28, 2012

Josie and the Big Bad Act 2 Monologues

I'm stupid!

I'm doomed!

I'm toast!

I've already died today!  I don't want to die again!

We worked on the play's finale yesterday, but we were only able to do it once.  And I have another monologue.  I love it, but it's so hard to freaking memorize!  In Act 1, I can paint a picture with my two monologues.  With Act 2, I can't do it with either one.  Which seriously sucks.  AND on top of that, I have a football game.  Against the Lobos.  Which we played against last year when I came with the band in 8th grade.  And we lost.  And this time, the 8th graders are STILL coming.  So I can't be late, or I won't be a good example.  Hey!  I might just have to skip the monologue!  Yay!

Anyway, I'm gonna write the monologue here so you can see how hard it is.

THE CONCLUSION: My experiment has shown some of the strange effects radiation can produce... and how dangerous it can be if not handled correctly.  Mr. Goodman said I should tell in this conclusion what my future plans are and how this experiment has helped me make them.  For one thing, the Effect of Gamma Rays on Man-In-The-Moon Marigolds has made me curious about the sun and the stars, for the universe itself must be like a world of great atoms--and I want to know more about it.  But most importantly, I suppose... my experiment has made me feel important--every atom in me, in every body, has come from the sun--from places beyond our dreams.  The atoms of our hands, the atoms of our hearts....  Atom.  Atom.  What a beautiful word.

And then the one before that.

The Past: The seeds were exposed to various degrees... of gamma rays from radiation sources in Oak Ridge.  Mr. Goodman helped me pay for the seeds.  Their growth was plotted against... time.  The Present: The seeds which received little radiation have grown to plants which are normal in appearance. The seeds which received moderate radiation gave rise to mutations such as double blooms, giant stems, and variegated leaves.  The seeds closest to the gamma source killed or yielded dwarf plants.  The Future: After radiation is better understood, a day will come when the power from exploding atoms will change the whole world we know.  Some of the mutations will be good ones--wonderful things beyond our dreams--and I believe, I believe this with all my heart, THE DAY WILL COME WHEN MANKIND WILL THANK GOD FOR THE STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL ENERGY FROM THE ATOM.  Mama!  Mama!

I have to go now.  Bell's about to ring.  Bye!

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Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Josie Goes Shopping with Weirdos

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FIELD TRIP!

Not really.

Pooh.

I had band practice at 7, but no school Monday.  YAY!  I got to get out at 8:50 with Brayden, who plays Eugene in the play, go wait for Ms. Shanks, Kevin, Maggie, Tiffy, and Jordan.  We all went to Wal-Mart and bought our costumes.  We couldn't find all of our things there, so we went to Goodwill, went back to Wal-Mart, and went home.

Tuesday, we had rehearsal.  Brayden has two different personalities, apparently: serious snare Brayden and neurotic nerd Eugene.  He's hilarious.  Maggie's a super drunk in the following scene.  Also hilarious.  But me, I can't paint a picture with the science fair monologue, so it's even harder to memorize then the cloud chamber one.  I've got The Past, The Present, and The Future, and no picture to paint.  Unless it was something like Sunday in the Park with George, where a bunch of different things were happening.

Today is Wednesday, and Kevin wasn't mad at me because I butchered it.  I had it right before I walked onstage, and I lost it.  And tomorrow we do the finale, Saturday we do Act 2, and Sunday we do the whole thing.

Mrs. Syblik, my Journalism teacher, wants to comes see the play, but she'll be in San Antonio for something for speech class.  So she's gonna see if the Journalism class can come and take pictures for the newspapers or something.  That would be a good excuse to see a dress rehersal.

I don't know why I decided to, but while I was writing an essay for English, I started listening to the original soundtrack of Love Never Dies, and it wasn't as bad as people say it is.  I actually enjoyed the music and kind of imagined it as a movie, and I tried singing along, and since the one I know was rewritten eventually, I was off completely.

Now, for some reason, I'm listening to Faust, the song Winslow Leach sings in the horrible Phantom of the Paradise.  Beautiful music, horrible plot.  This guy doesn't have a good voice, but the song is still beautiful.  Well, for now, I gotta go.  Bye!

 

Friday, September 21, 2012

Josie and Plaino

Journalism ROCKS!

Hi, guys!  It's Josie!  I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while.  I've been REAL busy.  Like REALLY busy.  I mean, come on!

Sundays, I have church and lunch at Grandma's.

Monday, I have band practice, school, play rehearsal, homework, piano, and I have to run my lines.

Tuesday, there's band practice, school, play rehearsal, 30 minutes to eat, band practice AGAIN, homework, piano, and run lines.

Wednesday, it's band practice, school, play rehearsal, homework, The Core (sometimes), piano, and run lines.

Thursday, band practice, school, play rehearsal, homework, piano, run lines.

Friday, band practice, school, play rehearsal (unless there's an away game), get ready for football game, football game, Cici's, go to bed.

Saturday, I do the homework, piano, and running lines that I was supposed to do Friday but got home too late to do.

And today I have an away game.  In Plain Ol' Plano.  But we have to drive all that way out there.  Luckily, I get to sit with all the other French Horns.  And HNBT with the other tubas.  This should be fun.  I mean, my first away game!  But I might not be able to go.  Mom never signed my medical release form to go outside the school, and she might not even get home in time to get me dinner before we have to leave.  What do I do?

Anyway, we have a sub in Journalism and he's letting us get on the computers.  Yay!

I found something out about Apple keyboards.  Hit Option and any letter and you get these:

a-å
b-∫
c-ç
d-∂
e-´
f-ƒ
g-©
h-˙
i-ˆ
j-∆
k-˚
l-¬
m-µ
n-˜
o-ø
p-π
q-œ
r-®
s-ß
t-†
u-¨
v-√
w-∑
x-≈
y-¥
z-Ω

Coolio.

I'm gonna browse YouTube now.

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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Josie Hates Tuesdays

I know the video sucks, but it's the best I got.

Hi, guys.  It's Josie, obviously.  And I Hate Tuesdays. I swear, I do.  The only good thing about today was that my schedule gave me first lunch with K-K.  Besides that, Tuesday's suck.  Not to mention it's Patriot Day, and NO one likes Patriot Day.  Well, except terrorists. Patriot Day is what it says on my calender.  It sounds a lot better than 9/11.

I had a weird dream that we did 60 pushups in band.  Strange thing is, we did.  We did about 25 for regular warm-ups instead of ten, and then we did around 40 because we weren't loud enough.  Kim, the drum major, was right by me, and she was like, "I hate you guys." when she went down.  Sorry.  But then a stupid baritone wouldn't do the push-ups, and we were all screaming in pain and agony at him.

I now have a super nice cheerleader coach for my biology teacher.  Yay!

I'm doing a history project.  IN JOURNALISM!  I'm fine with talking about the revolution of film, but I'm have to do one (I chose an iMovie) on The Chicago Defender.  Basically, I'm going to need to find a tricky and creative way to not make this rascist.  Because it's all about forms of journalisms for just certain races.  I can understand if you have something for people who only speak Spanish, but if you're African American, then you probably speak English.  Read the New York Times.  People!  If there's not a newspaper for EVERY race (including Caucasian), then there shouldn't be a newspaper for one.  Unless it's in another language.  Female Christian Caucasians.  In this time period, worst position to be in.  Boy, I feel sorry for Mrs. Romney.

I have to read The Odyssey.  I can't understand it one bit unless I read over SparkNotes first.  Better get to reading!

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Saturday, September 8, 2012

Josie and the Envious Little Green Monster

Of course, guys can be the kindest people you can ever meet, but they can also be big IDIOTS!

No, I'm not having boy problems.  Heck, I haven't seen Christopher in over three months.

I'm talking about music.

I've always loved Acapella songs.  They sound so cool.  The fact that you can make music without using any instruments unless you count your voice is fricking awesome.  I love the one man group acapellas, because then he sorts it out by himself.  But the thing is, it's all guys.  There are no girls.  Why?

Because guys have a wider range.

They can sing in the girl's range in their falcetto, but they can also sing low bass notes, and you need to have a low bass to give it a complete sound.  It's like in band when everybody's playing but the tubas, it doesn't sound complete.  You need that low, solid bass.  But with girls, we can't sing that low.  And the only thing that helps with singing high is if you're a soloist.  But I want to do some acapella!

Here's the really impressive one.

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Josie and Beach Day

Weirdest Friday ever.  And I thought that Friday's were supposed to be nice!  You call this nice?

We had Beach Day today, and I forgot to get my yellow flower to put in my hair, so I wore sunglasses and brought my ukulele.  People were staring at me in the halls.

First, I woke up with a stinging pain in my back (Mom thinks I have a bone out of place cause it doesn't feel like a knot), and I was almost late to band practice on the field.

Then, in biology, we switched classrooms.  But that won't matter to me anymore.  But during biology, Kasiah had an argument with HNBT, and she told me she'd tell me after school.  Cutest thing about them is that Trevor asked her to marry him, and she said yes.  I couldn't stop "AWWW!" -ing.  They're not really getting married, but I think he seriously wants to some day.  I desperately wish I had a boyfriend like HNBT.  He's perfect!  Not like I'd steal him from Kasiah or cheat.  That's just wrong.  But HNBT doesn't push her into things he doesn't do, he gets emotional (apparently he cried during the small argument.  He cares about and loves her that much!), he stays with her, he protects her, he's funny, he's nice, and he'd do anything for her!  That's what I want in a man.

Choir was claustrophobic.  The girls went upstairs to reherse one of our songs and to get fitted for dresses (I never got the chance to), but the hall we were in was really closed in.

Before we left, Abby and I started singing What Is This Feeling? from Wicked, but almost made it to the end.  We parted ways, then I ran to the end of the hall and yelled, "ABBY!  BOO!" and she screamed, like in the end of the song.

Algebra was easy.  I breezed by it.  I fininished everything less than a minute after I moved onto the problem.

Lunch was embarrassing.  For once, we did the battle cries.  The battle cries go a little like this:

SPEAKERS: Freshmen!  Yo Mamma!
FRESHMEN: (standing up on chairs) V-I-C-T-O-R-Y!  That's the Freshmen Battle Cry!
SOPHOMORES: (standing up on chairs) V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! That's the Sophomore Battle Cry!
JUNIORS: (standing up on chairs) V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! That's the Junior Battle Cry!
SENIORS: (standing up on chairs) V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! That's the Senior Battle Cry!
EVERYBODY: (standing up on chairs) V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! That's the Skeeter Battle Cry!

Put it this way: all Frehsmen feel too awkward/cool/embarrassed to do it, so basically, I was standing up on my chair and yelling, and a bunch of Sophomores, Juniors, and Seniors started booing at me because everybody boos at Freshmen.  Awkard.

Journalism was so much fun!  I'm making an A+ in that class, and we had to write half a page entitled "How I Learned the Word ____________________", but I TYPED a page in a half.  Mine was called "How I Learned the Word Brainstorm".  It's a masterpiece!  I just know it!

About halfway through the class, I got sent to the counselor's office to change my schedule.  So now I am officially in first band, with first period band A day AND B day, and no French.  AND a different biology teacher.  So I'm kind of disappointed.

Rehersal was confusing and slow.  I had to wait in line to get my uniform first, then I missed the people going to Jack-In-The-Box, so I ate a granola bar, and we started rehersal late, AND we didn't have the needed energy, so it wasn't our best.  I knew all my lines (considering in this scene all I really had was blocking and 5 lines), but Tiffy, who plays Ruth, she had a hard time because she practially had a monologue.  And then Maggie forgot a few lines like "Matilda turned me into the Gestapo."  But that was okay.  Then Mom came in with McDonald's, and she said that I needed to get changed quick, then Mrs. Shanks had a problem because she didn't know about my football game, so Mom had to talk to Mr. Monroe and Mr. P about that I was going to be late and that my shoulder was hurting, and then to Mrs. Shanks about my schedule.  So I was eating in the hall, and I forgot a bunch of stuff, but they said not to fail me at inspeciton.  SAVED!

The game was really fun, even though we sucked.  It didn't seem as long, and we did some really cool things.  Carissa (another Frenchie) has decided to be my mentor, so her name is now Mentor.  Yay!  Then we started acting all rainbow and caressed eachother repeatedly.

One of the graduated football players got killed in Iraq, so the flag was halfway up and we had a moment of silence.  Then we started the fun stuff.

I feel like I'm in charge of X-Line because I'm the line leader.  I get everybody in line and in order, and the baritones are usually stupid and do the exact opposite of what I say when I ask them to get in line.

The opponents were scary good.  They weren't the best marchers, but otherwise, they were really professional.  We didn't compare.  I did ten times better AND had ten times more energy, but everybody else, not so much.

One of our songs is Hey, Baby, but instead of singing "Hey, Hey, Baby," we sang, "Hey, Hey, Brandy," about one of the cheerleader saxaphones.  Then her boyfriend held up a sign that said Home on one side and Coming? on the other.  She said yes!

Speaking of which, I am being forced to come to homecoming.  Kasiah's mom said so.  So I'm going dress shopping with Mom, Kasiah, and her mom over the weekend, then I'm buying a ticket, and going without a date.  The awkward part is that HNBT said that if I wanted to, that he'd dance with me.

Oh, dear God, please do NOT tell me I am falling for my best friend's boyfriend!

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Monday, September 3, 2012

Josie and the Abridged Movie

Anybody still confused about what happened in the movie Love Never Dies that I went to go see?  Well, this should explain it.  Sort of.

Yep.  That's about it. Is it just me, or does anyone else notice that in every Phantom movie, the Phantom/Erik never lives happily ever after?  I mean, seriously!  He either dies or loses his Chrisitine!  Always! Watch out for that TREE! You just got PUNJABBED!

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Josie and the Unfinished Stories

You know that script based off Mermaid Melody that I was going to write?  Well, I haven't written it, and I'm going to.  Wish me luck!

Watch out for that TREE! You just got PUNJABBED!

Josie and the Big Dream

Ha ha.  I made a joke.

After The Effects of Gamma Rays on Man In The Moon Marigolds, Mr. McCoy's is putting on the first musical I ever loved: ANNIE!

I've wanted to play Annie ever since I was four.  And here's my chance!  Believe it or not, now I can actually sing her part!

When I was six, my mom took me to some out of town auditions for Annie.  I thought I was going to play Annie, but apparently they wanted me to play Molly.  Figures.  I was going to sing Tomorrow, but I couldn't remember all the words, so I sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.  Apparently you could hear me from outside the auditorium.  After that, I read the first scene as Molly, and I got a callback.  The callback was for dancing, which wasn't my strong suit.  I eventually gave up the buffalo step and didn't get the part.  Because if you've seen the original Molly, that girl had some skills.

Yeah.  I didn't get the part.  A few years later, there were auditions for America's Got Talent.  I wanted to sing something from Annie, the musical I was obsessed with at the time, but Mom said I didn't have the voice for it.  Well, I got out Mom's old record player and her record of Annie, and I started singing along, well, if my predictions are right, I may get the role.  However, my chances are lowered because I got the lead in this play (although, according to some people, Beatrice is the lead), so they may give it to someone else to spread it out. Well, whatever!  I'm just happy that I can finally sing her part! Watch out for that TREE! You just got PUNJABBED!

Josie and the Three M's

Last night, I went to go see The Girls in 509, a play about a woman and her niece that were once the richest Republicans in the world and have locked themselves up in their hotel room until the Republicans are back in power, and their ultimate stupidity gets them out of being on the rim of being dirt poor.  It was very good.

Afterwards, we found a cheap movie company that sells used and new movies, not to mention video games.  You would not BELIEVE how much Pokemon, Kirby, Legend of Zelda, and Mario they had there.  It was unbelievable.  Someday, I need to come there with 100 bucks and buy a whole bunch of DVD's and posters to cover up my pink walls.  That'd be something to get my ADHD going at night.

They had one new copy of The Hunger Games, but since it was new we couldn't get it.  So we got three used DVD's, which I'm kind of worried they'll be scratched.  We got The Sound of Music since our VCR version got all ruined a few years ago, Mamma Mia!, which we got because it has Meryl Streep and it's awesome, and Super 8, because that has everything I love in it (movie-making, aliens, and conspiracy --- yes, I used to be a conspiracy theorist at one point in life.  But that's all over now.).  But Mom still needs to watch Interview with a Vampire and The Blair Witch Project.  I seriously am dying to see those!

I was supposed to go to church today, but I took too long in the shower, then it turned out that I didn't get all the conditioner out of my hair.  I was supposed to be wearing a mustache as well for Theme Day, but I lost it.  Poo.

Yeah.  So I'm just typing away, waiting for Mom to come home with breakfast.

At 11:45.  Yeah.

Watch out for that TREE! You just got PUNJABBED!

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Josie and September

No more "You just got PUNJABBED!" at the top.  I can't get used to that.

When the crap was the last time I posted?

Does anyone else notice that I say "crap" a lot?

I HAVEN'T POSTED SINCE AUGUST 27!  But no, I'm not dead.  I've just been busy.

With what?

Well....

  • Jared's birthday was yesterday (August 31).
  • My first football game was yesterday.
  • I have to get up early every morning to go out onto the football field to practice marching.
  • I'm too busy cheering for our football team (BTW, WE WON!  GO SKEETERS!)
  • I have to practice piano a whole major lot.
  • Longer classes means more homework (not like I've had any yet, but still)
  • I have to sort out a schedule.
  • I have to deal with the awkwardness of being applauded when you hit a high-high-C when you're tested for your range, and you know you can go higher.
  • When everybody keeps on saying "Congrats!" because you got the lead in the school play.  AS A FRESHMAN!
Yes!  That's all true!  I missed the auditions but was able to audition during the callbacks, and I got the role of Tillie!  Yes!

The Skeeters won their first football game of the season, and even though our marching band looked like poor, ghetto, miner hoboes, we still rocked the Wildcat marching band.  Even though they played Bohemian Rhapsody.

When we were testing the girl's ranges, I was with two other girls, and they all had to drop while I kept on singing higher and higher.  And then the room got really quiet.  And I could feel all those one-hundred eyes burning into the back of my head.  Awkward!

I'm entering a composition contest.  I wrote another song that's even prettier than the last one.  Mom said that if I'll play it, she'll write it down since I'm too lazy to.

Yeah.  I think I'll write until my brain pops.

I LOVE SATURDAYS!

BTW, if you send a birthday shout-out to my brother, Jared, (he turned 12 yesterday) I'll give it to him ASAP.

You just got PUNJABBED!

Monday, August 27, 2012

Josie and Pictures of Her

You just got PUNJABBED!

First day of high school ever!  And I feel fat!  I still look like a dork, even with make-up on.  It's the glasses.  And the fact that I need new pants because all my khakis have black stains on them so I wore black pants with a teal shirt and my pants reach my belly button but don't reach the floor.  I look like L.  But here's some pictures where I don't!

 
Me (I Got You Babe)
 
 
Leslie and I (It's All About Love)
 
 
Hannah, Morgan, and I (Love Train)
 
 
The Everything Skit
 
 
Midnight (Baby)
 
 
Cheyenne (not Squirrel), Carmen, Ashlynn, and Me (Love Story)
 
 
Heather, Me, Rachel, Charity, Lacey, Brittany (I can never remember her name!  It was a surprise party!  I didn't invite her!  But it was still awesome with her coming), and the Amazing Bree at my surprise birthday party!
 
 
 

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Josie is Finished

You just got PUNJABBED!

I finally completely and totally finished my summer homework!  I just completed the map today at Grandma's!  I'm a slow worker and a horrible artist, so Aunt Nadine, who is an amazing artist, painted the ancient Greece thing, then everybody chipped in a little with the coloring, then I typed up all the information.

Yay!  Now I get to watch TV without getting in trouble!  Woohoo!

Friday, August 24, 2012

Josie Cheats

You just got PUNJABBED!

I'm putting that at the beginning, so that way no one misses it.  But most of you are probably going to skip over it, is that it?  It is.

I'm doing my homework at the moment.  Yes, and I am making a quick post on my blog.  I can never concentrate when I read The Odyssey of Homer.  I just don't process anything for some reason.  The first part was easy to read, but the second part, I get lost in the language.

Anyway, I decided that I have until Monday to complete it all (what a procrastinator am I) and Mom said it was okay to try Google.  When I type in the questions, they always appear on either Ask Yahoo, Answers, Cha Cha, Grade Saver, and even Ask Yahoo UK.  But they're identical!  Where is Mrs. Harmon getting her questions?

Josie and the Best Back-to-School Pranks

The "Still" Prank - You and a friend who have two classes in a row walk side by side, talking to eachother.  With the spare time, right outside your class, you give eachother a high five.  Before your hands make contact, freeze.  Don't even blink.  When the bell rings, finish the high five and walk into class.

The "Fake Crap" Prank - If you have clubs before or after school, or if you bring your own lunch, put this in a container.  Take some chunky peanut butter and cover it with chocolate syrup.  Place it in a bag, then in the bag, form it into a small-log shape.  Leave it in the freezer overnight.  Put it in a container before school and eat it there.  Or leave it outside.

The "Invisible Rope" Prank - Either in the hall or out on a one way street with little traffic (ex: the street you live on).  You and a friend stand on either side of the person crossing and act like you're holding a rope.  Some people will come to a halt.  For an even better result, use fishing line, so that way if you have someone who knows the trick, they trip over the string.

The "Harry Potter Wizarding Duel" Prank - Be sure to reherse this a lot.  Buy, get, or make two wands if you don't already have any.  You and a friend bump into eachother, then one of you make a big deal out of it.  The angry person pulls out their wand, then the other person does.  They duel until somebody breaks them up.

The "Mockingjay" Prank - In the middle of class, raise your hand and whistle the Hunger Games tune.  Set this up ahead of time, but have everyone else start whistling afterwards.

The "Call Me Maybe" Prank - When you have a new teacher, the first time he says, "Any Questions?" raise your hand and start singing the chorus to Call Me Maybe.  If you want, hand him a paper with your mom's phone number on it, or write your own version.

The "Cheapskate Fainter" Prank - You and a friend are in line to buy something from school.  You are in front of your friend.  When you see the price, you pretend to faint into your friend's arms.

You just got PUNJABBED!

Thursday, August 23, 2012

Josie is Cut Short

I am not able to watch Squidward's Suicide.  I think I found the real one.  It will say "real video" in the title.  But it's age-restricted.  Which leads me to believe that this is it.  How they got a hold of this, I don't know, but if you can watch it, tell me if it has the kids in it or not.

You just got PUNJABBED!

Josie and the Dead Butterflies

My hometown is now sprayed of mosquitos.  I'm very happy about that because mosquitos love me, and I don't want to get the West Nile Virus, but also, it's killing the mosquitos.  What's the point of being a skeeter if the only ones around are Stormy, our mascot, and the creepy one that watches you as you come in through the main enterance.  I don't know about you, but I think that the mayor or whoever said we need to do this was a Stallion (a Skeeter rival).  Also, this pesticide doesn't kill mosquitos only, it kills all bugs.  I would be happy about the cockroaches, but they just flee inside.  And unfortunately, it kills BUTTERFLIES!  NOOOO!

If you see a caterpillar, please, don't squish it!  Instead put it up in a tree where it can be lead to safety!  Then we can have more butterflies!  Oh, those poor things!

You just got PUNJABBED!

Wednesday, August 22, 2012

Josie, the Serial Killer, and Suicidal Squidward

I've been trying to find this article and finally found it.  If any of you are Hannie's age or younger, or have weak stomachs, or are very sensitive, do not continue.  I haven't even watched this video because I'm afraid to.  This is an article written by an old intern at Nickelodeon studios.


I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn't one. I was an intern at Nickelodeon Studios for a year in 2005 for my degree in animation. It wasn't paid of course, most internships aren't, but it did have some perks beyond education. To adults it might not seem like a big one, but most kids at the time would go crazy over it. Now, since I worked directly with the editors and animators, I got to view the new episodes days before they aired. I'll get right to it without giving too many unnecessary details. They had very recently made the SpongeBob movie and the entire staff was somewhat sapped of creativity so it took them longer to start up the season. But the delay lasted longer for more upsetting reasons. There was a problem with the series 4 premiere that set everyone and everything back for several months. Me and two other interns were in the editing room along with the lead animators and sound editors for the final cut. We received the copy that was supposed to be "Fear of a Krabby Patty" and gathered around the screen to watch. Now, given that it isn't final yet animators often put up a mock title card, sort of an inside joke for us, with phony, often times lewd titles, such as "How sex doesn't work" instead of "Rock-a-bye-Bivalve" when SpongeBob and Patrick adopt a sea scallop. Nothing particularly funny but work related chuckles. So when we saw the title card "Squidward's Suicide" we didn't think it more than a morbid joke. One of the interns did a small throat laugh at it. The happy-go-lucky music plays as is normal. The story began with Squidward practicing his clarinet, hitting a few sour notes like normal. We hear SpongeBob laughing outside and Squidward stops, yelling at him to keep it down as he has a concert that night and needs to practice. SpongeBob says okay and goes to see Sandy with Patrick. The bubbles splash screen comes up and we see the ending of Squidward's concert. This is when things began to seem off. While playing, a few frames repeat themselves, but the sound doesn't (at this point sound is synced up with animation, so, yes, that's not common) but when he stops playing, the sound finishes as if the skip never happened. There is slight murmuring in the crowd before they begin to boo him. Not normal cartoon booing that is common in the show, but you could very clearly hear malice in it. Squidward's in full frame and looks visibly afraid. The shot goes to the crowd, with SpongeBob in center frame, and he too is booing, very much unlike him. That isn't the oddest thing, though. What is odd is everyone had hyper realistic eyes. Very detailed. Clearly not shots of real people's eyes, but something a bit more real than CGI. The pupils were red. Some of us looked at each other, obviously confused, but since we weren't the writers, we didn't question its appeal to children yet. The shot goes to Squidward sitting on the edge of his bed, looking very forlorn. The view out of his porthole window is of a night sky so it isn't very long after the concert. The unsettling part is at this point there is no sound. Literally no sound. Not even the feedback from the speakers in the room. It's as if the speakers were turned off, though their status showed them working perfectly. He just sat there, blinking, in this silence for about 30 seconds, then he started to sob softly. He put his hands (tentacles) over his eyes and cried quietly for a full minute more, all the while a sound in the background very slowly growing from nothing to barely audible. It sounded like a slight breeze through a forest. The screen slowly begins to zoom in on his face. By slow I mean it's only noticeable if you look at shots 10 seconds apart side by side. His sobbing gets louder, more full of hurt and anger. The screen then twitches a bit, as if it twists in on itself, for a split second then back to normal. The wind-through-the-trees sound gets slowly louder and more severe, as if a storm is brewing somewhere. The eerie part is this sound, and Squidward's sobbing, sounded real, as if the sound wasn't coming from the speakers but as if the speakers were holes the sound was coming through from the other side. As good as sound as the studio likes to have, they don't purchase the equipment to be that good to produce sound of that quality. Below the sound of the wind and sobbing, very faint, something sounded like laughing. It came at odd intervals and never lasted more than a second so you had a hard time pinning it (we watched this show twice, so pardon me if things sound too specific but I've had time to think about them). After 30 seconds of this, the screen blurred and twitched violently and something flashed over the screen, as if a single frame was replaced. The lead animation editor paused and rewound frame by frame. What we saw was horrible. It was a still photo of a dead child. He couldn't have been more than 6. The face was mangled and bloodied, one eye dangling over his upturned face, popped. He was naked down to his underwear, his stomach crudely cut open and his entrails laying beside him. He was laying on some pavement that was probably a road. The most upsetting part was that there was a shadow of the photographer. There was no crime tape, no evidence tags or markers, and the angle was completely off for a shot designed to be evidence. It would seem the photographer was the person responsible for the child's death. We were of course mortified, but pressed on, hoping that it was just a sick joke. The screen flipped back to Squidward, still sobbing, louder than before, and half body in frame. There was now what appeard to be blood running down his face from his eyes. The blood was also done in a hyper realistic style, looking as if you touched it you'd get blood on your fingers. The wind sounded now as if it were that of a gale blowing through the forest; there were even snapping sounds of branches. The laughing, a deep baritone, lasting at longer intervals and coming more frequently. After about 20 seconds, the screen again twisted and showed a single frame photo. The editor was reluctant to go back, we all were, but he knew he had to. This time the photo was that of what appeared to be a little girl, no older than the first child. She was laying on her stomach, her barrettes in a pool of blood next to her. Her left eye was too popped out and popped, naked except for underpants. Her entrails were piled on top of her above another crude cut along her back. Again the body was on the street and the photographer's shadow was visible, very similar in size and shape to the first. I had to choke back vomit and one intern, the only female in the room, ran out. The show resumed. About 5 seconds after this second photo played, Squidward went silent, as did all sound, like it was when this scene started. He put his tentacles down and his eyes were now done in hyper realism like the others were in the beginning of this episode. They were bleeding, bloodshot, and pulsating. He just stared at the screen, as if watching the viewer. After about 10 seconds, he started sobbing, this time not covering his eyes. The sound was piercing and loud, and most fear inducing of all is his sobbing was mixed with screams. Tears and blood were dripping down his face at a heavy rate. The wind sound came back, and so did the deep voiced laughing, and this time the still photo lasted for a good 5 frames. The animator was able to stop it on the 4th and backed up. This time the photo was of a boy, about the same age, but this time the scene was different. The entrails were just being pulled out from a stomach wound by a large hand, the right eye popped and dangling, blood trickling down it. The animator proceeded. It was hard to believe, but the next one was different but we couldn't tell what. He went on to the next, same thing. He want back to the first and played them quicker and I lost it. I vomited on the floor, the animating and sound editors gasping at the screen. The 5 frames were not as if they were 5 different photos, they were played out as if they were frames from a video. We saw the hand slowly lift out the guts, we saw the kid's eyes focus on it, we even saw two frames of the kid beginning to blink. The lead sound editor told us to stop, he had to call in the creator to see this. Mr. Hillenburg arrived within about 15 minutes. He was confused as to why he was called down there, so the editor just continued the episode. Once the few frames were shown, all screaming, all sound again stopped. Squidward was just staring at the viewer, full frame of the face, for about 3 seconds. The shot quickly panned out and that deep voice said "DO IT" and we see in Squidward's hands a shotgun. He immediately puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger. Realistic blood and brain matter splatters the wall behind him, and his bed, and he flies back with the force. The last 5 seconds of this episode show his body on the bed, on his side, one eye dangling on what's left of his head above the floor, staring blankly at it. Then the episode ends. Mr. Hillenburg is obviously angry at this. He demanded to know what the heck was going on. Most people left the room at this point, so it was just a handful of us to watch it again. Viewing the episode twice only served to imprint the entirety of it in my mind and cause me horrible nightmares. I'm sorry I stayed. The only theory we could think of was the file was edited by someone in the chain from the drawing studio to here. The CTO was called in to analyze when it happened. The analysis of the file did show it was edited over by new material. However, the timestamp of it was a mere 24 seconds before we began viewing it. All equipment involved was examined for foreign software and hardware as well as glitches, as if the time stamp may have glitched and showed the wrong time, but everything checked out fine. We don't know what happened and to this day nobody does. There was an investigation due to the nature of the photos, but nothing came of it. No child seen was identified and no clues were gathered from the data involved nor physical clues in the photos. I never believed in unexplainable phenomena before, but now that I have something happen and can't prove anything about it beyond anecdotal evidence, I think twice about things. ~~~~~~ It's Josie.  The video, if you haven't watched it, doesn't have the children in it, from what I've heard.  I mean, they won't show that on YouTube.  But what kind of sick person would do that? From what I heard, they caught the guy.  I'm still scared of the video.  Should I watch it, anyway? You just got PUNJABBED!