Josie and the Useless Dedication

BLAKE BROKE UP WITH ME.

IT'S ONLY TEMPORARILY, FOR THREE MONTHS, UNTIL HE CAN "GET RID OF" SABLE, THE WORST EX-GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

DID I EVER SAY HOW OUR LIVES ARE LIKE TWILIGHT?

WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY HOW, BUT DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN, WHERE EDWARD SAID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO SPLIT FOR A WHILE?

I hope so, or otherwise we're probably not getting back together.

HE KISSED ME GOODBYE.

BUT I DIDN'T LIVE THE MOMENT, AND I WISH I DID.

SABLE WAS THREATENING ME BEHIND MY BACK, AND TRYING TO DESTROY OUR RELATIONSHIP, BUT I COULDN'T REPORT HER BECAUSE IT WAS ALL HEAR-SAY.

NOW I WISH SHE WAS DEAD.

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, DEAD!

SABLE, I HATE YOU.

CARRIE, I ADMIRE YOU.

THE RANDOM GIRL FROM CHOIR WHO CAME AND HELPED ME WHEN I CRIED, I THANK YOU.

STEPHANIE MEYER, I PRAY FOR YOU.

Blake, I still love you.

But sometimes everybody makes me wish that I was dead.

BITE ME!!!!!!!!

Bubbles says: You better enjoy that blood you're drinking, Blake, because it took some real tears to get you to where you are now.  Josie may LOVE you, but I will always LOATHE you.