Josie Writes Another Poem

The Diva -

One day there was a lady
A diva, I might add
When something minor happened
She got really mad

So a man taught her a lesson
So that when she sang on stage
She made a weird co-ak!
Now, let us turn the page

Now we see just after
The chandelier has fell
And a woman here is dead
So the diva doesn't feel well

The man fills a box with rats
And dumps them on her body
"As punishment," he claims
"For being awfully naughty"

The diva is replaced
With a much better star
And now the diva's broken
Until death came from afar

The man killed her love
Piangi was his name
So what happens?  Well, the diva
Finally goes insane

Then he kills her too
And that, I'm sorry to say
Is the end of the diva's troubled tale
Good night, and God bless you

Thank you for embracing my weirdness! -Katy Perry