Josie and the Funny Emoticons

I know that I said that I don't put emoticons in serious writing, but this had to be done!  They're hilarious!


_/\_\o/_ (shark attack)
_/\_*\o/*_ (cheerleader shark attack)
:-.)B (Marylin Monroe)
7:^) (Ronald Reagan)
=:o) (Bill Clinton)
*<|:-) (Santa Claus)
//o-o\\ (John Lennon)
5:-) (Elvis Presley)
~(_8^(I) (Homer Simpson)
@@@@@=) (Marge Simpson)
:-###.. (Sick)
%-) (Drunk)
%-###.. (Extremely drunk)
8:)] (Crazy frog)
8:)]~~~* (Crazy frog eating a fly)
(:3= (Walrus)
o<:0) (Clown)
8-B (Nerd)
\m/[(>.<)]\m/ (rocking out to headphones)
..V,(^_^) (Peace)
f(O_o)f (zombie attack)
(=^;^=) (cat)
( '}{' ) (kissing)
3:(:)) (cow)
:]~~~* (frog eating a fly)
=8-0 (someone who saw a vampire)
<|:~. (witch)
do<-<[: (skateboard kid)
~)))'> (armadillo)
><(((0*> (fish)
..._(:)-0 (scuba diver)
(:-P) (rasberry)
})i({ (butterfly)
<:::::::|==0 (sword)
(:::():::) (band-aid)
(_(_) (a butt.  What else?)
>:(~ (THERE'S the vampire!)
~~)_)~~ (toilet paper)


That's a lot, isn't that?