Josie and the Great Locket Mission

I am desperately trying to get a picture of Blake printed out so that way I can have his picture with me in my locket at Ohio!  And this is one way:

1. Paste it on here from Facebook.
2. Search it up on Google when I get to Ohio.
3. Print it out there.

PROBLEM SOLVED!

Bubbles says: Bye for now, until January 6th!

Josie and a Good Break

Merry Christmas, one and all!

I'm sorry I haven't posted in a while.  I'm sorry.  I made myself a totally cool journal that I've been writing in all the time.  Besides, I can say secrets in there that I can't say online.

But not that you guys are cooler than the journal.  No, you guys are actual people.  Unless some of you are robots who are stalking me.

I finally got the locket that Blake wanted to give me -- erm, DID give me.  It's beautiful.  It's the best present I've ever gotten.

I honestly sound like a ditzy girl in love, and I know everybody's gonna tell me, "He's not the one.  Get over him."  But I love him.  I really do.  And if we're still together by the time I graduate, I will marry him and spend literally an ETERNITY with him.  Because divorce is not an option.  Have a problem?  Work it out.  I don't want to end up like my parents.

I went to go see Les Miserables yesterday.  HOLY CRAP IT WAS FREAKING AMAZING!!!!  My only two problems were the cinematography and Amanda Seyfried.

1. The cinematography - Cinematography is how you hold the camera.  For example, the cinematography in Love Never Dies was beautiful and made you appreciate the movie even more, even though it was filmed on stage.  The cinematography in this, however, was boring.  Especially during the song I Dreamed a Dream.  It just kept a head shot of Anne Hathaway when it could have done something beautiful to go with the beautiful song
2. Amanda Seyfried as Cosette - I did not like her.  Cosette is supposed to have a beautiful STRONG, yet light operatic voice, and Amanda did not.  This movie had all their actors sing live and did not do voice overs, so she was singing live, but she was very weak on her high notes.  But, at the same time, I don't know any other blonde girl to play the part.

Today, we will go to Six Flags.  And Jared will ride all the big rides!  Wow!

Also, Uncle Kevin is on his way over to help him fix a hole in his wall.  Until then, I will watch H. R. Pufnstuf with Jared.  Good times, my friend.  Good times....

Bubbles says: Can't do a little cause he can't do enough!

Josie and Grandpa Sunshine

This morning, Grandpa passed away.  We used to call him Sunshine since he was always Grumpy.  I miss him already.  I don't know when the funeral is.  This is the first person I've ever had pass away.  And I haven't processed it completely yet.

Bubbles says: This is from December 22, 2012.

Josie and Her Perfect Christmas

It's snowing!  In Texas!  Can you believe it?

Merry Christmas, everybody!

Bubbles says: I'm dreaming of a white Christmas!

Josie's Death

I'M NOT DEAD!!!!  Yet.

I keep on hacking up my lungs.  I don't stop coughing until I don't hear any mucus, which takes me a while, so it sounds like I'm dying and I keep on coughing for 2 minutes.  Torture.

I forgot to bring my camera to school.  That sucks.  So, no December 21st film.

Blake had to quit the musical.  That sucks as well.  He's been having stomach problems, so he had to quit because it's been getting in the way of a lot.  He's also quitting ROTC.  But Eli took the parts of Man 2 and Bert Healy.  I have to admit, Eli has a little more of a relaxed voice.  But we need that up-and-lively voice that Blake has for Healy.  Oh, well.

We were talking over the phone about half an hour ago, and he said to hold on for a while, and I was on the phone by myself for about ten minutes before it finally hung up.  Okaaay, whatever.

You know what?  I'm DEFINITELY gonna start a video blog.  I'm gonna convince my mom.

I've been reading Twilight, which has made everybody upset.  Not a lot of my friends like Twilight, but it's been helping me, believe it or not.

Bubbles says: ....

Josie and the Happy Ending

Things look swell!  Things look great!  Gonna have the whole world on a plate!

Blake walked into choir Tuesday, walked up to me, and hugged me.  Then he looked at me and said this:

Blake: I've got some good news.
Bubbles: Carrie will never bother us again as long as we both shall live?
Me: Is it about Carrie?
Blake: We can be together.
Bubbles: (singing) YOUR RAINBOW WILL COME SHINING THROUGH!
Me: (smiling excessively) We can?
Blake: Yes, dear. (kisses me)
Bubbles: Oh, my friggin' gosh this is abso-friggin-lutely a-MAH-zing!!!!!!!!!!

Also, Carrie might be getting arrested for making up the threats about Sable.  Blake said he felt sorry for Sable, since that was really embarrassing to be accused in the office.  But since nobody said those threats and they were made up by Carrie, that also means that the threats were indeed FROM Carrie and could land her butt in jail.

Today's the last day of school for this semester.  And the world has not ended, either.  So, please, let us enjoy our Christmas while all you people try to buy Christmas presents since we're going to have one this year.

I'm filming my entire day, and then I'll post the results on YouTube, then on Facebook, then on here.

Bubbles says: We will not all die today.  I promise.

Josie and Scary Carrie

NO MORE CARRIE!!!!  WOOHOO!!!!!

Did I say that everything about Sable was a lie created by Carrie?

Well, here it is:

EVERYTHING ABOUT SABLE WAS A LIE CREATED BY CARRIE TO BREAK BLAKE AND JOSIE UP SO THAT SHE COULD HAVE HIM!!!

And now we're back together.  WEEHEE!!!!!

Now that the drama's over with, let's get to the action and adventure!

Bubbles says: Eeeh!  Sheldon Cooper!  Nope, nope, nope, nope!  Big Bang Theory Style!

Josie and the Useless Dedication

BLAKE BROKE UP WITH ME.

IT'S ONLY TEMPORARILY, FOR THREE MONTHS, UNTIL HE CAN "GET RID OF" SABLE, THE WORST EX-GIRLFRIEND IN THE WORLD.

DID I EVER SAY HOW OUR LIVES ARE LIKE TWILIGHT?

WELL, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY HOW, BUT DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN, WHERE EDWARD SAID THAT THEY WOULD HAVE TO SPLIT FOR A WHILE?

I hope so, or otherwise we're probably not getting back together.

HE KISSED ME GOODBYE.

BUT I DIDN'T LIVE THE MOMENT, AND I WISH I DID.

SABLE WAS THREATENING ME BEHIND MY BACK, AND TRYING TO DESTROY OUR RELATIONSHIP, BUT I COULDN'T REPORT HER BECAUSE IT WAS ALL HEAR-SAY.

NOW I WISH SHE WAS DEAD.

Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, dead, DEAD!

SABLE, I HATE YOU.

CARRIE, I ADMIRE YOU.

THE RANDOM GIRL FROM CHOIR WHO CAME AND HELPED ME WHEN I CRIED, I THANK YOU.

STEPHANIE MEYER, I PRAY FOR YOU.

Blake, I still love you.

But sometimes everybody makes me wish that I was dead.

BITE ME!!!!!!!!

Bubbles says: You better enjoy that blood you're drinking, Blake, because it took some real tears to get you to where you are now.  Josie may LOVE you, but I will always LOATHE you.

Josie and the Great and Mysterious Illness

I have no idea what is wrong with my body.  I am perfectly fine.

NOT!

Post from Facebook: Ever since yesterday, I have had stomach aches, digestive problems, I'm eating unusually small portions, I've been accident prone all day, I've had several adrenaline rushes, my heartbeat just keeps on getting faster and faster, I've had at least one panic attack, I'm extremely cold all the time, I've broken down and bawled on my desk once or twice, and I've had at least 20 mood swings in the past 48 hours. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME???

I have no idea.  Honestly.  Does anybody have any ideas?  I mean, nobody was like this at school.  Is it just me?  Blake told me something that made me a nervous wreck, so is that it?

I don't know.  Any ideas?

Bubbles says: Stay away from me, sicko!
Josie says: You're my conscience!  You can't just walk up and leave!
Bubbles says: Oh, yeah?  Watch me! (gets up and leaves)
Josie says: :(

Josie and the Non-Sparkling People

Jesu, Mary and Joseph.  No.  NOW this all makes sense.

Okay, I had to delete that past post or somebody would find out.  Okay, maybe a bunch of people did, but now I know the truth, and now I know how much this is.

I shouldn't have posted that in the first place.  But I did.  So, if you did read it, forget all about it.  It doesn't matter now.

Who would have thought it?

I know I'm being vague.  That's the whole point.

Bubbles says: Vampires don't sparkle.

Josie and the Little Fire

Hey, guys.  It's Bubbles.  Josie feels horrible.  When Carrie told her about Blake, he found out and got really mad at Carrie, and now five years worth of friendship is about to go down the drain.  Josie feels like it's her fault.  She feels really annoying.  She keeps on saying how she was bugging Carrie for an answer, so she just told her to get her to shut up.  And that dimmed the fire.  And then she kept on messaging Blake and filling up his Facebook page and he got annoyed by it.  She thinks.  "-_-" doesn't really say much, now does it?

You know what, world?

DEAL WITH HER!

If you didn't want to deal with her, you shouldn't have become friends in the first place.  If you thought she was annoying afterwards, don't just encourage it, DEAL with it!  Don't continue to be her friend and eventually break her heart!

Bubbles says: The little fire inside of Josie has died.

Josie the Robot

No more aliens!

I finally convinced Mom to let Carrie stay!  And I didn't have to bring her over without permission!

But since Blake's not here, they have to walk home.  Crap.

Blake went on a very long fishing trip this weekend.

And he's gone today because of Pearl Harbor Day.  Is today Pearl Harbor Day?  My calendar is stupid.

Anyway, we had rehersal last night, and it was fun.  Turns out that Connie Boylan might just be the cheesiest role I will EVER play!  We have to be very showy with the Boylan Sisters and act like we're something from Legally Blondes, all preppy and excited.

Yesterday, in Journalism, Mrs. Syblik announced the results of a contest for Feature Writing, where we had to write an article based off a bunch of facts we were given about a woman named Nina Colt who will be coaching football at a high school.  She graded the papers UIL style and then said 6-4th place, then 3-1st.  Out of all the juniors and seniors in my class, I placed 1st with flying colors!

Well, I gotta go.  But, before I do....

Bubbles says: Why can't this be a real movie?

Josie the Alien

You know how in Season 2 Episode 1 of Heroes, Claire gets asked if she's a robot or an alien?  Well, a robot is someone who follows orders all the time, and an alien is someone who doesn't always follow the rules?  Well, all my life, I have been a robot.  But I am about to become an alien.

Carrie, Josie's sister-in-law, has an abusive brother.  He believes that her mom isn't doing enough to discipline her, so he stepped in.  But he just starts beating her for no reason.  She asked if she could spend the weekend at my place, and Josie told her yes. 

But when I asked Mom, she was kind of half-asleep and said no.  So I told her the situation, and she was still half asleep and said that we had something to do Friday night that I told her about that morning.  But I never told her anything.  And I told her that, but she was persistant.  I think she was dreaming.  So, here's my master plan:

After school, Blake takes me and Carrie over to my house, and I show her around and wait for Mom to come home.  When she does, explain the story better.  I mean, she lives an hour away, so it's not like Mom's gonna drive her all the way back when her mom already approved that she could stay and her brother would beat her if she came back.  This is a very well thought out plan.  Kudos to Josie for helping friends.

Also, Blake never said anything about me bothering him.  Actually, I kind of let him be and didn't cling on as much, and he was in a much better mood than he had been for the past few days.

Bubbles says: Three cheers to Josie!  Hip hip?

Josie and Peter Pan

I'm not ready for today at all.

Blake said he wanted to talk to her.  Don't worry, he doesn't want to break up with her or anything.

We found this all out from Carrie.

I have to admit, I've been acting really clingy and kind of annoying.  Like that time when I called his house like ten times, or following him as he paces on the phone.  And he wants to talk to me about that.

Okay, it's my first relationship, I'm sorry.

If he thinks that she's following him too much, why, I pray, is he getting her a promise ring and a family heirloom diamond necklace?

I have to admit, I agree with Bubbles.

But maybe it is time to grow up.  My entire life, my role model has been Peter Pan.  I always dreamt about how one day he would save me from my life and take me off to Neverland and I would never ever have to return.  So maybe I should give up that dream.

I've got it: Before he can say anything, say "Look, Blake, about yesterday, I'm sorry about that.  How I kept on sticking to you like your shadow.  I know I shouldn't have done that.  I was just lonely.  I mean, we hadn't hung out for a while and I wanted to be with you.  But, I promise, it won't happen again."

I don't think I'm gonna be able to do it,  I'm not gonna be able to.

Bubbles says: Yes, you will.

Josie Goes Splat

That is how my week has been so far.  Splat.  Nothing has happened major.  We worked on singing Monday in the choir room, we worked on Hard Knock Life dancing yesterday, the necklace Blake's getting me is fixed, he wants to take me to go see Phantom this summer, there's testing all weekend, so we've been meeting in the cafeteria because the library's closed, I stink at algebra, I got a book on orchestrations, I had to pick a solo for band, I'm going to sing a solo AND be part of an ensemble in choir, I need to fix some things in journalism, I'm pretty sure I passed my biology test, some kids burned some hand sanitizer and almost set off the smoke detectors, I finally finished my English homework, and we're finally learning about Europe in geography.

This is awkward: I saw a picture on Facebook that said, "You wake up naked next to the last singer you listened to."  That was Blake.

....

Bubbles says: *Jeapordy! theme song*

Josie and the D Flat

I have an audition for Collide at 3:30.  I'm singing Concrete Angel, but I'm nervous.  I'm the first one to audition, and I'm having some trouble with the song.  I keep on cracking.  I usually don't.  I probably just need to warm up.  But I don't think I'll make it.

My toe is swollen.  I have no idea why.  It's just all red, but it's not by the nail.

I feel claustrophobic.

Bubbles says: Pfft.