Josie Is Nervous

Well, it looks like my boyfriend and I are breaking up.  But I've kind of been crushing on someone else for a while, and now we're finally single at the same time, and I'M GONNA ASK 'EM OUT!

Bubbles says: Wish her luck!

Josie in Hibernation

DAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!  IT'S BEEN A WHILE!!!!!!!!!

Hey, giys!  I'm back!  Yes, I know, it's been FREAKING FOREVAH!  But you guys have still stayed with me!  I've had pageviews as of today and the past week!  I'm on a role even when I'm on hibernation!

So, in general, 10th grade sucks.  All I wanna do is melt into a giant puddle of mush and be stuck in the same blender as my dog's food.

I'm not sure if I mentioned this (who knows HOW long it's been) but I got an adorable little puppy dog named Millie, and she's got a sore throat and can't bark, so I mixed up some of her usual food, some liver treats, agave, and water in a blender and now it's all nice and mushy.  She loves it.

It has been a PRETTY LONG WHILE, hasn't it?  Let me check real quick on when my last post was....

JULY!!!!!!!!!!  HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!

Yes, sophomore year sucks.  I got to play a minor role in a play, Mom wouldn't let me be in musical because of my grades (when my best friend was the LEAD), but I am in another play!  I play a very wise set designer whose in a vegetative state and only says "Blar!"  That's some easy lines!

Okay, I'm having a lot more free time now, so this is good!  I love you all, and I've missed you!  Please keep reading!

Bubbles says: Blar!

Josie Needs to Write a Story

I wanna write a story.  So, here it goes.

Kristi rested her head against the cold, hard ground of the stage floor.  She faced the dimly lit ceiling and wondered if Stephanie was right.  What if she was just normal?  Well, she didn't want to believe that, but, at the same time, even if she wasn't, she never believed in anything mysterious and haunting until her later life.  What if it didn't work?

She decided to try it.  She stared into the darkness that was the auditorium seats.  She noticed that the air seemed to visually swirl in front of her.  Her vision began to focus, and she could now see every individual seat as clear as day.  She moved her vision to the chair that was claimed to be Erik's, and found that a man was sitting there.  Not exactly a man, but a shady figure.  She called out, "Erik?"  The man relaxed in his seat, and she opened her book a different page than before.  She recited, "The Opera Ghost really existed.  He was not, as was long believed, a creature of the imagination of the artists, the superstition of the managers, or the absurd and impressionable brains of the young ladies of the ballet, their mothers, the box-keepers, the cloak-room attendants, or the concierge.  No, he existed in flesh and blood, though he assumed all the outward characteristics of a real phantom, that is to say, of a shade."  She paused, then snapped the book shut.  She shouted, "Am I psychic?"

She heard a dark whisper answer, "Yes,"

Bubbles says: Team Foreshadowers.

Josie is on YouTube

Okay, I actually have a VALID excuse for being absent over the summer!  I was on YouTube!

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Okay, I know that doesn't sound very valid, but now, Mom's letting me upload my own videos onto YouTube!  How sweet is that?  It's ah-MAH-zing!  (Yes, you read that right.)

Anyway, now, I have a super amazing boyfriend, Dakota.  He is the cutest, sweetest thing ever!  He's nine days younger than me, which isn't much, but it does mean that I get to make age jokes about him if he makes short jokes about me.  I mean, I'm not that short, in fact, I'm not short at all, but this guy is even taller than Blake.  And more adorkable.  I mean, he's not proud, not big-headed, and not controlling.  He's perfect.  He's a little uneasy, with me being his first girlfriend, because he wants to be my white knight in shining armor and stuff like that.  I mean, I could tell, he thought he was supposed to be the one to ask if I actually wanted to go steady with him, and that he was supposed to hold my hand, instead of the other way around.  Now, I did that because, well, I thought it was supposed to be the more experienced one to do that.  So, sorry.  So, now, if he wants to take the lead, he's gonna have to be the one to kiss me, which means he's gonna have to get a whole lot of guts.

K-K and I are in health class together over summer school, and afterwards, we snuck into the school's auditorium to read to Clarence, the ghost.  Ever since I found out that they don't lock one of the doors (you just have to figure out which one), I've been going in and just hanging out and talking to Clarence.  Not like he ever replies, though.  I just usually sit and talk, or sing, or play piano (the piano for the talent show is still in there), or practice my Spanish.  But, the day I decided to bring the book The Phantom of the Opera and read it to him, they put up all the janitor's waxing equipment in front of the door.  So, I had to move it out of the way just so there was enough crawl space.  The next day, Kasiah came with me, and she got me really freaked out.  She wasn't used to the cold air and kept on getting chills.  Then we started getting really freaked out, and she only let me read one paragraph.  Then I realized, "Fudge.  We don't have school tomorrow!  That's upsetting."  But I'm gonna go Monday.  I wanna read him all of that book!  Besides, I think he'll like it.

Anyway, if you guys wanna check me out on YouTube, my account name is Singer Stalker.

Bubbles says: YOU ARE EFFINAMAZIN, DAKOTAZILLA!

Josie and the Real Dakotazilla

Last March, I started writing about this girl named Kristi who fell in love with a guy named Dakota, and his nickname was Dakotazilla.

I am dating Dakotazilla.

His name is Dakota, and we've been dating for about a month, and I was going to ask if he'd actually like to be my boyfriend after lunch, but he wasn't there.  We have SEs (Semester Exams), and he's exempt from A-days.  We had our fourth period tests today, and he didn't have to be in third period, so he just went home.  Now I'm depressed, cause I have to wait until tomorrow!

I really, really like him!  He's such a gentleman!  He's super-sweet and super awkward and I love him to death!  He feels a little shy, probably because I'm gonna end up being his first girlfriend.  He's nine days younger than me, but does that really matter?  I mean, older guys are awesome, I have to admit (no Sugar Daddies, though), but he just kinda swooped me out from under my feet.  He asked me out at the band banquet.  I kind of thought he would ask me out at the band banquet.  We ended up dancing together (Kasiah and Trevor forced us to), and at the end of the song, he asked me out.  I just got this really big smile and nodded quickly.  He is just the CUTEST thing ever!

BTW, I'M GONNA AUDITION FOR X-FACTOR WHEN THEY COME BACK TO DALLAS!

Bubbles says: Sorry we haven't been on in a while!  We'll be on a lot during the summer!  Don't worry!

Josie is Creeped Out by Google Maps

I'm really creeped out.

Go to Google Maps and search up 52.376552, 5.198303

Bubbles says: I pray to God they caught the guy.

Josie Loves Doctor Who

Today's the day!  Hip-Hip, Hooray!

Doctor Who continues today!  Do you know how excited I am?  I am on the season finale of Season 6, so I need to finish that episode before tonight.  I want to see if I can go over to my grandmother's house to watch it!

Bubbles says: More poeple have been liking my page, some of which I've never met. But, that's good! That way I get more people to like it and I end up as famous as Waldo or Cereal Guy! Woohoo! Keep the likes coming!