Josie is Leaving Tomorrow

Just a quick note: I'm going to be gone until August, but don't forget to leave me birthday comments!  My birthday is July 21.  I'm turning 14!  I'm the youngest one out of Meghan, Cheyenne, and Kasiah!  Weird, huh?

I leave for Ohio tomorrow.  This trip I'm actually kind of feeling better about.  I mean, this time, everything's turning out great.  I don't have the pressures of the Dare Game which Aubrie and I always used to play, having to stay with somebody that's not Dad all day, Ms. Trish when she's not having a good day, Aubrie breaking the rules, and things like that.  I get to do fun stuff!  I get to go to the library every day, pick out four books, and read them all within a 24 hr time span.  Yeah.  It's fun!  But I also get to go swimming, practice marching, practice mellophone, things like that.  I want to see if Dad will let me turn my old room into a music room.  Really, I want to call it a recording studio, but if I said that, I'd have to explain that it wouldn't cost money.  But I'd like to place the keyboard up there temporarily so that way, whenever I want to play (which will be often), I can sing and play without bothering Dad.  That, and we need to do something with that spare, tiny room. 

Dad has lots of movies, a cool computer, and TV up in the attic, a huge backyard, a library within walking span, and some neighbor kids.  However, all of them are younger than me.  There's no girl my age that has lived within the area ever since Alayna moved out.

I'm bringing three movies with me: Rigoletto, The Pagemaster, and Love Bomb.  Love Bomb was that choir show that I was in with my church.  The one where I sang I Got You Babe with that one guy who felt really awkward, where I had to lead an a'capella group (and kind of sucked at it), played a drunkie in a skit, and did a short dance?  Yeah.  That's the one.  I still say we should create CD's of us singing.  It would sell out at concerts.

I have a show called The Aubrie and Josie Show, and as you can guess, I star in it with Aubrie.  At first, it was The Aubrie Show, then her mom said that she wanted me included in the title, so we made it all fancy, and if it were to be allowed online, it would be a hit.  Here's what I want to do: either if Ms. Trish ever gets persuaded to let us put it online, or whenever Aubrie moves out, we'll put it online.

Hey, but what if we created a private website on WebStarts where you can't search it up online, and you can only find it if you get the address?  That might work.  And then Aubrie's friends and my friends could come and see the show.

You know what?  I'm gonna make that website right now.

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Josie is Back

I just realized, I never finished my thing about my trip to Chicago.  In all, it was moving.

Camp was AWESOME!  We went to Mt. Lebanon and had the time of our lives.  It was probably the most emotional thing I've ever been to.  On Tuesday or Wednesday, there was a big blackout during Worship, so they got some wireless speakers and used flashlights as a spotlight while Nick Thurmond played guitar.  And we were just singing and crying "And oh, I'm running to Your arms, I'm running to Your arms, the riches of your love will always be enough, nothing compares to Your embrace, light of the world forever reign." and eventually the lights came back on!

Shawn McBride was the speaker, and today was hilarious.  He showed us "The Ladder" in a relationship.  He had to have three guys hold the ladder while he was going up, and at the top, he started to tip over a little bit and he screamed.  Then the guy who let go held back on and he shouted, "Hold on!  Black man don't wanna die in Texas!" And we all started laughing our heads off.  But every second, people were walking up to me and saying that I look like Mandy Moore from A Walk to Remember.  Don't worry, I'll have tissues with me, because I cried at the end of The Boy Who Could Fly.  If Jamie dies in this movie, I'm gonna be bawling my head off!

Over all this week, over 100 people have been saved and recommitted.  And THAT'S a huge accomplishment!

While I was there, I stayed after Flight School (I'm on Blue School, 9th grade) every day to play piano in the chapel.  Then, after a while, I would go to lunch.  One day, I was playing, and about ten minutes through, this guy from Oragne School (10th grade) walks in to play the piano.  I was singing as well, and I was just like, Dear Lord, please do not have let him heard me sing.  ...Wait, what?  I let him play, and he was really good.  He doesn't know how to read music, but he watches people and copies.  He's really good!  He's trying to play The Show Goes On.  I showed him how I can play by ear, and we both thought that the other was pretty talented.  We saw eachother every day after that.  His name is Kenny, and he's super nice and not a jerk like most guys I know.  I mean, seriously!  He's talented and complimentary and nice and kind, but he goes to a far away church.  So I got his Facebook name.  Hope I get to see him next year!

I didn't get into Rockstar, unfortunately, but this one girl, Kira, who I am now friends with, actually WON the thing!  She has an amazing voice, and we saw eachother audition!  She thinks I look like Mandy Moore, too!

You know what?  Since everyone thinks I look like Mandy Moore, I'm going to sing Only Hope next year for Rockstar.  That might get me in!

I'm hungry.  What's for dinner?

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Josie is About to Leave

I'm about to leave!  Bye, guys!

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Josie Begs

I know I have daily viewers!  You need to vote really fast!  That first vote?  That was my brother.  My mom agrees with him.  I just needed to give it a little PUSH!  But PLEASE!  VOTE QUICKLY!

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Josie in Ruins

Today was a semi-sweet chocolate chip day.  I went to a sleepover at Meghan's house, and Cheyenne was there.  Mainly we were all being dorks, talking about Avatar: The Last Airbender, giving our own commentary to MIB, and meditating like a bunch of monks.  Oh, and we made our own ice cream.  It's delish.  I wish I had more, only no chocolate chips.  Just ice cream.

We woke up today and created a small family of the three of us on Sims 3.  Then I turned on the Phantom of the Opera and Cheyenne got super excited whenever Gerard Butler got on screen, because apparently, "he's super sexy."  I have to admit, he's got a 9.8 on my Sexyness Scale.  Well, minus the stringy hair under the wig, and the weird disfigured half-face.  I mean, it wasn't that bad, but that's why he didn't get a full 10.  But with the mask, he blows up the Sexyness Scale.

I got my hair cut today, and now I look so cute!  But it started raining and ruined all the video cassettes that were left out from the garage sale, which is disappointing, because some of them she wasn't supposed to put out: Home Alone, While You Were Sleeping, Split Infinity, etc.  Those were good movies.  And now they're lost.  Forever.  Not to mention the Beanie Babies are all gone.  Pooh.

I have to leave for camp tomorrow, so I'm going to be gone for a whole week!  Can you believe it?  And hopefully, this time, I can get into Rockstar.  It's camp's version of American Idol.  I'm trying to decide which song to do.  Here are my choices:

• Skyscraper
• And I Am Telling You
• Pure Imagination
• At the Beginning
• The Beauty Underneath
• Love Never Dies
• A Thousand Years
• Dog Days Are Over

Of course, I'd be singing The Beauty Underneath in a higher key (it's too low for my voice) and Love Never Dies in a lower key (this isn't Operastar).  And I'm bringing my uke in case I might be able to use it.

You know what?  I'm gonna open a post saying which song I can do.  You guys vote.  But vote quickly.  I have until tomorrow evening!  AUGH!

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Josie Goes to Houston

Crap!  That space shuttle is huge!

If you haven't guessed by now, I am blogging from my mom's phone in Houston.  It's really neat here!  Of course, Mom's probably going to get onto me for writing while walking.

Apparently not.

It's not very crowded here, so that should be good.  Jared has fits if it's crowded.

I was trying to read The Odessy on the way here, but little brother Jared wouldn't leave me alone.

It's very hard to breathe in the space station. And someone just took a picture of us while I was holding the phone.  Jared's not gnna let hat g, ?
They had a fear factory with 4 spaces, one with scary animals,

You know what?  This phone isn't working.  I'm gonna post later, at home, on a computer that surprisingly works better than this STUPID PHONE!

Okay, that was yesterday.  Now it's today.

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Did you know that they have flight simulation in Houston?  It's six bucks a person, but it was worth it.  First time I was by myself, and you get to turn yourself upside down!  I was talking nonstop, and they have TV's outside that show what's going inside the capsule.  People were laughing at me.

Second time, Jared and Mom were supposed to go, but Jared got scared, so I took his place.  As it turns out, Mom's screams are louder than her sneezes.  And her sneezes are loud.

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Josie and Canada Day

Even though there are absolutely NO Canadian people reading my blog, I want to at least say it.  Maybe just the mention of it will bring it up on Google.

It's two days until Independence Day, 20 days until my birthday, all this stuff is happening, I can't stop!  I'm going to Houston tomorrow, so, yeah.

Something's up with Kasiah.  My mom received two updates from Kasiah on her status.  One of them said that she was going out with HNBT (Her New Boyfriend Trevor---That's what I've been calling him, because I thought that they were going out when they weren't and it kind of stuck.) and then shortly after, she changed her status to single.  I need to call her and see if she's okay, if she's going out with HNBT or not, if not, who broke up with who and why, and then come over with a plate of breakup cookies.  She's my best friend!  I'm not going to leave her alone during an act of sadness!

Yeah.

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Josie and July

Sorry I haven't posted in a while.  I've been... busy.

I went to an improvisation camp over the week and it was so much fun!  We got to perform monologues and play improv games like Taxi, Freeze, Questions Only, Ru Ru Ru (which is sort of like Scenes from a Hat, only simpler), Pillars (which is like Improv MadLibs), Props, and Party Quirks.  It was so much fun!  I made lots of friends, Carla, Miranda, Aayush, Landshark, Fuzzy Buddy, BAC, Kristen, Brittnae, Johanna, Sky, and Gabby.  Jared was having a hard time, because this one kid Paul was being a bully, and so Mom said it was best if he stay out the rest of the week.  I felt really bad for him, because after he left, a bunch of people wanted him to come back.  Oh, well.

I've bought a lot of books!  I got Dork Diaries 3 1/2: How to Dork Your Diary, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and yesterday I got a package containing The Oddessy of Homer.

Okay, apparently Jared's losing at his game.  That explains the drastic screaming from the other room.

I have to read that last book for Pre-AP English.  Summer homework.  Ugh.

I went to a party last night at Kasiah's.  There were a lot of people there, but of course, no drinking.  We played Rock Band, Taboo, Apples to Apples, then watched Tucker & Dale vs. Evil.  I laugh while watching The Phantom of the Opera (1989) which is extremely gory and violent, and I start laughing my head off in the middle of it, but this one, kids end up accidentaly killing themselves by a twig through the chest, stake through the chest, jumping into a wood grinder and his legs are the only thing that stays, it's gross, but hilarious!

I need to write out my birthday wish list.  Hmm.... I guess I'll start here.

• A puppy!  As always
• A ton of fiction books
• The 21 Soundtrack
• Camera that can hold an SD card, not lose a ton of memory if you erase a lot of stuff, and actually TAKE pictures.  Dad didn't think that I wanted to do photography.
• For Aubrie to get caught red-handed.  I'm sorry, but she's been going behind everybody's back.  It would be nice for her to get caught once and not be looked at as Little Miss Perfect Princess.
• Flash mob in my honor.
• For Brittnae to get her lucky Star Wars card back.  Sorry, girl!
• For Dario Argento's Phantom of the Opera to be banned from the world just from it's crappiness.  Not to mention rat sex.  I didn't see the movie, I saw a review of it.
• Laptop with iMovie.  Then I can write and edit movies whenever I want.
• Hard cold cash.  That's what every kid wants, right?
• Calvin and Hobbes.

I'm in the mood for writing a song!
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Josie and the Day of Depression

This day has turned out horrible.

1) Jared and I were taking an acting class, and Mom is one of the teachers, and she doesn't want to take Jared back to the class because he was always being provoked and acting up.
2) I just watched S3: E1 of Kyle XY, which turned out terrible.
3) Nora Ephron, one of my favorite directors, has died.
4) Grandpa is going to die any time now, from the looks of it.

I've never had anyone die important to me in my life.  After all those times I complained that once he gets talking and never stops, how his teeth gross me out, how he takes forever in the bathroom, and how he's so lecture-y, I completely regret that.  I don't want to lose Grandpa.

You know, when I started taking trumpet lessons when I was little, Grandpa said that when he dies, he wants me to play some jazz at his funeral.  Now I wish I could do that.

I love you, Grandpa.

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Josie and the Dear Old Friend

How long has it been, Sarah?  Eight years?  It's not like you're reading this, though.

Sarah was my best friend in the whole world when I was little.  Then something happened with our moms and we didn't see eachother again.  But we were practically twins.  She was the twin sister I had always wanted.  I have videos of her at my fourth birthday party, we were in dance class together, I drew pictures of her, and from what it looked like in the videos, and from what I can remember, we had the best of times.

Now, I see Sarah on Facebook, and she's changed a lot from that curly ponytail toddler.  And I've changed from that platnium blonde Junie B. Jones girl, too.  Sarah's a cheerleader.  At first, I thought, What if she's turned into a snob?  I mean, I'm kind of a nerd.  Maybe I'd embarrass her.  But then Mom told me that she writes music AND plays piano, too, and I'm just thinking, WE HAVE GOT TO GET TOGETHER AGAIN!

Unfortunately, Mom recently discovered that Sarah's mom has unfriended her.  Even though Mom's asked several times if we could get together, she doesn't reply.  And it's not just, "Maybe she hasn't seen it yet."  I mean, the lady posts every day.

When I get my own, Facebook, I am going to have to friend Sarah, and we're going to need to do something.  You don't count off a friendship this big.

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Josie and the True Alarm

Sorry about that Ke$ha reference.

I GOT MY BRACES TAKEN OFF!  WOOHOO!  I never knew my teeth could look so good!  And I don't even have a spot!  But I have to wear a retainer.  Good thing it's clear and no one can see it.  But, since they didn't pull any teeth, my teeth won't cave in (yes, pulling teeth usually makes them cave in later in life) but they're slanting outward.  Mom said that as my face grows more, they'll straighten out.  Let's hope so.  It's kind of weird.

Mom got Jared the Super Mario Bros. Piano book.  He's having the best time with it, and I'm enjoying it, too.

Did you know that most people can't sing the Mario theme correctly after the first few measures?  I can get pretty far, since I know most of it by heart (thanks to my brother's obsession over it), but a lot of times I forget the last parts.  Oh, pooh.

I wrote a funny skit for the song, The Phantom of the Opera.  It's hilarious.  It's basically the whole POTO story in 10 minutes, with a little tweaking by me.  Over the summer, I will produce it and several other skits, music videos, parodies, and maybe even a movie.  My production company is B4I8.  If you steal my name, I will sue.

I'm just kidding.  I don't have the money to sue!  But still, don't steal the name.

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Josie and Grandpa

I feel horrible right now!  Mom was going to come in later today, or, she is, and she was supposed to come last night, and I had to spend the night at Grandpa's, and he asked if I wanted to wake up for church or stay here until my mom and brother get home, and I said that I'd wait.  I completely blanked out.  I FORGOT TODAY WAS FATHER'S DAY!  I should have gone with him to church!  Now I feel horrible!

Okay, he gets home in about 30 minutes, I need to do something special for him to make it up.  Maybe I can act like this was my plan all along.  Then I need to call Dad.

BTW, Mom got a new car!  It's amazing!  It's a Hyundai Accent 2012.  It has Sirius XM radio, with a Broadway station, a built in phone, and it's very comfy!  I'm not sure what MPG it has, but I'm pretty sure it's good.  I think.  The only problem is that it smells like new car.  I hate that smell.

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Josie and Aunt Nadine

I would have posted sooner, but I've been at my Aunt Nadine's house while my mom's going to pick up Jared, and her computer doesn't work very well.  I went swimming, though!

I'm sorry, I can't post Day 2 yet, I don't have much time.  I'm making a really long video of all my footage from Chicago, though, and I'll do the same for camp.  If it doesn't take me forever, I'll upload it to YouTube and post it on here.  Would you like that?

Good puppy.

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Josie Goes to Chicago

(Note: I am writing in present tense, even though I'm already back home.  YAY FOR MY BEING BACK!  I'm writing this as though it's a book.  And, no, Bakerson is not my real last name.  That's just whatever I use when I put something online, and Fairview is not where my church is.  That city is the most common name for a city, so I picked it only because of that.)

The Charter Bus drives off at 11:30 PM on June 8, 2012, with the entire Collide crew, including myself.  I look out the window, trying to get a final glimpse of my mom, who is waving me goodbye, her words still echoing in my ears: "Josie, I love you, and I'm gonna miss you."

My name is Josie Bakerson.  At age 13, and turning 14 in July, it seems to me that my life has only just begun.  Most teenage girls feel like their life can't go by fast enough, but me, I want to cherish every moment.

Collide is Fairview First Baptist Church's youth choir, in a way.  We do acting, dancing, instruments, skateboarding, and many other things as well.  Every year, we go on a mission trip to some place far away.  Last year, we had visited Oklahoma City.  This year, we were going on a 15-hour trip to Chicago.

On the bus, the girls sit on the left and the guys sit on the right.  I sit in the very front row next to Hannah, a friend of mine who's in my Sunday school class, Cheyenne, a tenth grader, sits behind me, and Charity, who is also in the 9th grade along with Hannah and I, sits beside her.  Cheyenne and I have window seats.

Hannah is in charge of voting for movies.  She has three movies to choose from at the moment: To Save a Life, Night at the Museum, and Enchanted.  To Save a Life wins by a long shot, when I was really hoping for Enchanted.

I don't even get 20 minutes into the movie before I begin to doze off.  Being in chairs, everyone finds it impossible to find a comfortable position to fall asleep in.  Some people slept in the aisles.  Me, I didn't bring a blanket with me.  I only had a pillow and a giant stuffed dog, so I tried to make the best on a 60 degrees Farenheit bus.  As I fell asleep, I began to dream about what miracles might happen on this trip.

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Josie is Packing

Guys, I'm gonna be away for a while, in case you haven't figured out that I won't be able to post in Chicago.

Today, I was getting ready for the trip.  Yesterday, it was raining like crazy, but I had to go buy some clothes, a sleeping bag, and some no-show socks.  Mom also got some hot cheetos.

Today, I finished packing everything, had to clean my room, charge my camera, tried to edit my cover of Phantom of the Opera (unsuccessful), and later, Mom and I are going to go get some snacks.  She also gave me $40 bucks for the trip.

Currently, I am charging/syncing a MP3 Player I found.  It's very long.

Mom and I wanted to go do something on our last day.  She said that we should go to the Wildlife Park, but I said it was too mushy.  So, we're gonna go see Beauty and the Beast in 3D at the dollar theatre.

Beauty and the Beast is beast (no pun intended).  It is the best Disney Princess cartoon ever.  I just wish that Belle had gotten a solo before the musical.  But all the Disney cartoon musicals are awesome!  The Lion King, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Shrek, Mary Poppins, etc.  I have never seen any of those live.  I have seen a hilarious high school version of Beauty and the Beast, though.  This is the funniest scene.  You'll see what I mean.  Beast is hilarious, and I congratulate all the cast, crew, and ESPECIALLY the director. 

I would LOVE to play Belle in High School, though, along with:

• Belle from Beauty and the Beast
• Christine from Phantom of the Opera
• Fran from Once Upon a Matress (but my high school already performed it)
• Anya from Anastasia
• OR Bartok from Anastasia
• Juliet from Romeo and Juliet
• Maria from West Side Story
• Nancy from Oliver! (but the school already performed that)
• Annie from Annie
• OR Miss Hannigan from Annie
• Penny from Hairspray (but another school already performed that)
• Ga/linda from Wicked
• OR Elphaba from Wicked
• OR Madame Morrible from Wicked
• Dorothy from Wizard of Oz
• Miss Holbrook/Hilly's Mother from The Help (if they ever made a high school play/musical out of it)
• Eva from Evita (if they made an appropriate high school version of it)

I think that's it.

I have HIGH expectations!  Yay for high expectations!

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Josie Gets Rubber Bands

Okay, this next appointment, I am 100% sure that my braces will be gone!

I didn't get anything off.  I got something added on.

The orthos gave me rubber bands, and they hurt like crazy.  Not to mention I'm going to look like a freaky vampire when I sing on stage in Chicago.  UGH!  I'm having a hard time saying "My First Love" properly.  I end up saying it slow.  Plus, also, there's this part inside my mouth where I bite it in the middle of the night, sure, it keeps me from biting it, but now that bitten part sticks up and gets caught behind the rubber bands.

Relax, Josie.  It's only until the 19th.

I have 14 days until I get my braces off.

Oh, joy.

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Josie and the Seven Things

Hannie inspired me with this.  Thank you, Hannie!

1) I have now seen The Boy Who Could Fly.  It's kind of cheesy, but hilarious and sweet.  I was looking at movies on Netflix and saw that, and I noticed that it was about an autistic boy who thought he could fly.  I know Mom likes movies about autism, so I put it on Instant Queue.  It's so cute!  And Eric, the autistic boy, is cute as well.  Milly is just gorgeous, and they look perfect together!  The special effects are kind of bad though, during the dream scene.  My favorite part is at the end, with Lewis and the water pistol.  He he....

2) I GET MY FRICKING BRACES OFF TOMORROW!  WOO HOO!  I am 80% sure of it this time!  The ortho people said they wanted to talk to my mom about keeping them on or off.  YEAH, BUDDY!

3) I got my marching French Horn today and I finally decided a name for it.  At first, I wanted to name it David, but Mom wanted me to give it a girl's name.  No.  So I came up with Jamal, Draco Malfoy, and then finally, BETELGUISE (Beetlejuice)!

4) I started to write an amazing song last night that made me cry.  I completely forgot the melody, but I remember the chords.  The chorus goes

I'm sorry to see you sad
I'll dry your eyes as much as I can
Just know that there's still good in the world
And that it takes tears to become a man
Trust me, don't give up
Just because life comes crashing down
So do me a favor and smile
Cause the sun is going down, oh

5) I go to Chicago on Thursday night!  In case you didn't know, I'm going on a mission trip with Collide (aka Youth Choir) to Chicago.  It's gonna be great!  We get to go to Navy Pier, and a Chicago Cubs game, and we get to hang out at Lincoln Park, and set up a fair at a school, and eat with homeless people, and sing for them, and perform at a church, and it's gonna be great!  Remind me to bring my travel diary!

6) I'm so close to getting 1,000 views!  Keep it up, guys!

7) Okay, if anyone's reading this, if someone following my blog has Zel following their blog (probably Miki or some stalker of hers), will you please tell her that she got written in the story?  I commented her, but so far, she hasn't continued the story.  Maybe I should just tag back Miki.

Hellooooooo!  Anybody reading this?

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Josie and Sheldon

Guess what Grandma got us?

A WII!  WII NAMED IT SHELDON!

Grandma wanted to get Jared a Wii, and Wii did!  Instead of it coming with Wii Sports, it came with New Super Mario Bros. and the Super Mario Galaxy Soundtrack.  Wii're also going to buy the Super Mario Bros. piano book that Wii saw at the Music Store.

Oh.  My.  Gosh.  Somebody died yesterday!  Well, people are dying every day, but somebody got stabbed in my Grandma's neighborhood!  That harldy ever happens here!  What the heck?

When Grandma and Mom went to go get the Wii from the store, part of the street was blocked up with crime scene tape.  Murders never happen here!  No where in the city!  Well, except for last year, during a robbery, but they never happen.

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Josie and the End of the Year Party

Kasiah's having an end of the year party at 4 and I'm invited, of course.  I have a feeling a bunch of people are gonna be there: Gabriel, L, Squirrel, Erin, Jewbie, Morgan, Giggles, HNBT, and of course, me.

Mom has been getting Blockbuster at Tom Thumb a lot.  So far, we've seen The Help, Captain America, Thor, and The King's Speech.

The Help - A hilarious movie about the colored help in Jackson, Mississippi, and a woman who is writing an illegal book about their experiences of working for white families.  This movie has absolutely phenomenal acting by Voila Davis and many others, but the best parts are the commodes and the famed pie scene.

Captain America - Short, 90 pound, mid 20's Steven Rogers tries to enlist during World War II, and finally gets into the army when a scientist wants to use him for an experiment to turn him into a super soldier.  This movie is funny, but also heart-breaking, and this time doesn't have the extra snip-it with Patches after the credits, but before.

Thor - When the soon-to-be-king of Asgard, Thor, gets banished to Earth, and his brother Loki becomes king instead, Thor gets taken in by astrophysisists Jane, Erik, and Darcy, who try to help him out as much as possible.  Meanwhile, Thor needs to defeat the evil Frostgiants of Gotenheim with his hammer, Myuh-meh and escape S.H.I.E.L.D., a top secret alien communication company that erases all evidence of there possibly being alien lifeforms.  This is hilarious and touching, and has the first bad guy that I kind of rooted for.  Again, Patches appears after the credits, but he talks to Erik the scientist, not Thor.

The King's Speech - Based on the true story of King George VI of England who has a terrible stutter, Alfred, the Duke of York gets a speech therapist to help him with public speaking.  This is hilarious and allows a lot of acting, considering there are no special effects, and it is very touching.  Warning: this has a lot of language.

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Josie and the End of Middle School

Actually, I meant to post this around 10, when I really got out, but I was watching a movie and eating.  Teehee.

I received two awards at the awards ceremony: Most Outstanding Chess Player (aka Highest Ranked Eighth Grade Girl) and Outstanding Soloist at the Solo and Ensemble Contest (that was from choir).

YEAH!

Tonight, Mom is going to get Redbox for me to watch while she's still at school tomorrow.  She has to transfer all her music equiptment from her small, suckish, downstairs room to the use-to-be music room.  Yay for Mom!  So she's getting The Help, Chronicle, and The Woman in Black for me to watch, which I requested.  Yes, I requested The Woman in Black.  I want to see if I can laugh at the movie.  Because I was freaking out so much in the movie theatre that I couldn't really pay attention.

Now that I think about it, that thing where WIB (Woman in Black) screams in the mirror almost made me pee my pants.  But I know what happens now (partially) so I shouldn't be as scared.

Funny scene from Poto25 (Phantom of the Opera 25th Anniversary), or at least my rendition of it.

Giry: Monsieur le Vicomte!  When you go down to save Christine and kill the Phantom, keep your hand at the level of your eye!
Raoul: Why?
Giry: The punjab lasso! (mimicks lasso movements, country accent) WEE HEE!

Too disturbing?  Sorry.

You just got PUNJABBED!

The reason I'm always happy is because you only have one life to live and you never know when you're gonna die, so celebrate life and stop being sad. -Me